I remember when I was young my uncle was playing the Yoncé music video around me talking abt “he need to be seeing this” hoping it’ll ungay me but whole time I was just gagging
The difference between a lot of you guys & Spiderman is that Peter Parker is genuinely a good person from the bottom of his heart, and you guys are just opportunistic sons of bitches that pretend to be good people so you can compare yourselves to him & pat yourselves in the back.
Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal