Evil Stepmother

I am the definition of Cinderella... #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

You may have won the battle, but you will not win the war. #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

Who knew getting caught with alcohol would lead to so many problems? You just have to bring it up 24/7, don't you #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

Damn, I did it this time. I smell a divorce!!!

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

For a smart person, you really are an idiot. #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

YOU ARE SO LOUD!

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

I've been unbelievably mean to my stepmom today. It's been great #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

Anybody ever stolen something from your stepmom or stepsibling?? If so, I need some advice. I'm in some deep trouble #helpme

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

You keep eating all of that food... Summer's coming and you'll learn your lesson

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My stepmom has had 3 different dinners tonight... Can I say fatass? ☕🍵🍴🍔🍟🍝🍛🍱🍣🍙🍘🍚🍦🍡🍢🍳🍞🍲🍜🍧🍆🍅🎂🍰🍎🍊🍉🍓

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My stepmom is making her 8 year old daughter do her own laundry. What the hell? Don't we have child labor laws?? #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

Came home yesterday with a stash of alcohol, and my lovely stepmom made my dad check my purse. B.I.T.C.H. #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

I FUCKING HATE YOU! #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My stepmom made my dad get his balls chopped off today.... Yep. Fuck that bitch. At least he won't have anymore kids. I think 5 is enough.

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My stepmom got me a white iPhone 4s for Christmas..... I still hate her

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My biggest accomplishment of the day: successfully throwing away my stepmom's heels. Such a wonderful feeling #stepmomprobs

[Step-Mother Problems @Stepmomproblems]

I threw an apple at your car today. Why? Because I can. And because it looked a little too dent-free.

[Haley Raine @haleyyraine17]

Can't wait to get the hell out of here... #stepmomproblems

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

MY STEPMOM "@UberFacts: 1 in every 200 people are psychopaths... and they look just like everyone else."

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

My stepmother is walking around the house in a towel while drinking a beer........ Is this real life? #stepmomprobs

[Evil Stepmother @stepmomprobs]

I did not clean up the entire house just for you to come home and mess it up. Lazy ass #stepmomprobs