Stephanie Dobson

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

That’s not a mini drill. It’s a gun designed to fight aliens.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Making a miniature drill
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[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

I’ve seen 4 dead dog posts in the last 24 hours. Plus my best friend called me to tell me her dog has cancer and it doesn’t look good. So I’m sitting here holding my greying boy telling him don’t even fucking think about it.

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Nothing is more disheartening than when you’re fighting off an asthma attack from hiking up a mountain and seeing some dude happily walk past you in flip flops.

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Y’all, marry someone that notices you’ve been fighting a panic attack and pulls you to the side to tell you to “go hide in the back room and I’ll take care of everything and keep people away from you.” Just so you can have 5 minutes to yourself. It’s a fucking game changer.

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

@funko When and where is he available? I need him.

[Funko @Funko]

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[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

A brief history of DNR women being powerful:

[Funko @Funko]

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[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Wow.

We’re not sure what Twitter’s future holds, but we’re so grateful for the followers who have made this state agency account more fun than it had any business being.

Hopefully you’ve learned something along the way (if not: baby salmon feed on their parents’ carcasses.)

[Funko @Funko]

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[Funko @Funko]

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[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Especially to a different state!

[maybe: agnes @maybeagnes]

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

[Funko @Funko]

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[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Brandon after seeing another student driver sticker said “Those are everywhere. I don’t believe you. You look 27.” And then after a second goes “wait, that’s my age and I meant it as an insult.” 💀

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Well, looks like it time to go buy some more packs.

[Cards Against Humanity @CAH]

Today we’re releasing some new packs. We're donating 100% of profits from all orders to forced-birth Republican hellholes to @abortionfunds. We’re also donating an extra $100k right now.

https://t.co/KZK4hD7Yea

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

@dawsonshs13 😂 it’s not that bad.

[Stephanie Dobson @steponmae]

Leave it to me to fall down the stairs on our last night and bruise my ass. Should make the 7 hour car ride fun 🙃

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

She said what she said

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.