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[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

this tiktok just called me a hag

[man man . @whorezx]

had a hospital bill that was 4k , called them bitches and asked for an itemized receipt and now i only owe $159 lmfaooo . american healthcare is a SCAM

[Lauren @decent_shittalk]

I told you not to go through his phone girl

[alexa @glusong]

this is so sweet i’m gonna cry

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@GovMikeDeWine https://t.co/KNxfKeG8PW

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@carseatheadrest sweet

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

this guy just came up to me in a club and said “you look a lot like tana mongeau”
and i go “yeah i get that a lot”
and he goes “damn that sucks i feel bad for you” hahahaahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[EJ Baker @ej__baker]

is he doing la vie boheme

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

i’m loving these two day weeks bro

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@ELrtaylor u see this snow too, right? 🤨🤨

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@ELrtaylor i ain’t even gonna say it

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

spaghetti takes the shape of its container therefore it is a liquid.

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@ELrtaylor so ur not gonna cancel? 💔❄️

[alyssa @steponmyneck]

@TrevorMoran asylum

[dyl @dylsimp2]

wearing expensive clothes does not mean u have style 🙃

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i literally made this design almost 5 years ago for a clothing company as a joke and now misha collins is wearing it in a romper in 2018 someone tell me how this isn’t a simulation