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[brucespringsteen @steppapepper]

@mattsamunch @ONTHALlNE @miffymack did you know that sitting down while watching tv or on your phone can ‘very likely’ change your chance of cancer right

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@ONTHALlNE i get the vegas hate as a club, but what the fuck did i do 😭

[brucespringsteen @steppapepper]

@CommonAvsW @end2end_hockey @Pokethezap @BarDown news flash, percentages don’t mean fucking shit

[Maks Maskalenka @MaksMaskalenka]

Stanley Cup Playoff leaders:

Points:
• Mitch Marner — 21
• Jack Eichel — 18
• Nick Suzuki — 16

Goals:
• Pavel Dorofeyev — 10
• Brett Howden — 10
• Mitch Marner — 7

Assists:
• Jack Eichel — 17
• Mitch Marner — 14
• Lane Hutson — 12

Hits:
• Ivan Barbashev — 79
• Keegan Kolesar — 68
• Cole Smith — 63

The Vegas Golden Knights are an absolute wagon.

[brucespringsteen @steppapepper]

@susancharmich @CodySully1224 @Avalanche @DriveToyota balls buddy- give your fucking balls a tug retard

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@jakethedegen @Avalanche big if true

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@KCAvsFan9 @Avalanche @Avs_n_F1 @DriveToyota yeah bro you called it, fucking retard

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@londonbridgitte @Avalanche @DriveToyota holy retard alert 😭

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@BigDViewer @Avalanche @DriveToyota LMFAOOOOOO

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@ajpotter20 @Avalanche @DriveToyota are you in hell rn?

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@Tyson87482596 @Spud_Almighty @AnaheimDucks you’re a fuckin retard 😭

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@IcyVert 🥱

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@Avalanche @DriveToyota it was always avs in 5

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@HomeRunPredict if you post both, yes this is baller

[Francis Daniels @FDaniels86]

How opposing GMs gifted Vegas the winningest team in hockey at the expansion draft:

Bad Trades
• Anaheim traded Vegas Shea Theodore so they take on Clayton Stoner's $3.25m x 1y contract.

• Minnesota traded Vegas Alex Tuch so they would pick up Erik Haula instead of Matt Dumba or Eric Staal.

• Pittsburgh traded Vegas a 2nd round pick (Drew Commesso) so they would take on Marc-Andre Fleury's $5.75m x 3y contract.

• NY Islanders traded Vegas the 15th overall pick (Erik Brannstrom) and a 2nd round pick (Egor Sokolov) so they would take on Mikhail Grabovski's $5m x 1y contract.

• Tampa Bay traded Vegas Nikita Gusev, a 2nd round pick (Alex Texier) and a 4th round pick (Paul Cotter) so would take on Jason Garrison's $4.6m x 1y contract

• Winnipeg traded the 13th overall pick (Nick Suzuki) for the 24th overall pick so Vegas wouldn't select Tobias Enstrom.

Bad Protections
• Boston protected Kevan Miller over Colin Miller.

• Los Angeles protected Derek Forbort over Brayden McNabb.

• St. Louis protected Sobotka, Berglund, Reaves over David Perron and Jordan Binnington.

Bad Everything
• Florida traded them Reilly Smith for a 4th round pick, left Jonathan Marchessault exposed, while protecting Alex Petrovic & Mark Pysyk.

• Columbus traded them a 1st & 2nd round pick so they would take on David Clarkson's $5.25m x 3y contract. Then they exposed 43-goal scorer William Karlsson.

In total, they finessed:
• Shea Theodore
• Jonathan Marchessault
• William Karlsson
• Reilly Smith
• David Perron
• Brayden McNabb
• Marc-Andre Fleury
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• Alex Tuch (huge part of Jack Eichel package)
• Nick Suzuki (huge part of Max Pacioretty package)
• Drew Commesso (huge part of Robin Lehner package)
• Colin Miller (huge part of Alec Martinez package)
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• Erik Brannstrom & Egor Sokolov (became Mark Stone)
• Erik Haula (became Nicolas Roy -> Mitch Marner)
• Alex Texier (became Keegan Kolesar)
• Nikita Gusev (became Daniil Chayka, Lukas Cormier, and Jakub Demek)
• Paul Cotter (became Alex Holtz, Akira Schmid, and Mason Moe)

The league's got no one to blame but themselves.

[brucespringsteen @steppapepper]

@BrindleyGlazer real hockey fans know it was 60-40 MAYBE, did u actually watch the game

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@Avalanche @DriveToyota avs in 4 tho

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Last time we get to post this. End of an era, mates. Thank ya for making this admin’s job a fuckin’ blast.

[brucespringsteen @steppapepper]

@Yourdadshot69 @Xiaisonx @Jaberuski no you’re just incorrect you fucking moron 😭

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@davidbielich @JungCreamed @Deprvaton @Jaberuski you got me, your mom is taking that alien dick 🙏