Siddhartha

A writer, a dreamer, a philosopher, a caring father, a loving husband & 13 other frightened individuals have filed restraining orders against me. Let me love u

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@mihirmodi doesn’t make sense

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This prediction deserves a gold medal too 🇮🇳👩‍🦽🇮🇳

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Next time u break a guy's legs for not standing at the national anthem just remember u're also increasing our hopes for the next paralympics

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Can somebody confirm the rumors I'm hearing about how the Coronavirus causes a steady reduction in penis size because it feels like I've had it for the last 3 years

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wow this tweet didn't age well!!

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If Islam is peaceful then how come if u shout "allah hu akbar"people run for their lives but if u shout "hare krishna" they expect free food

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Still in jail for playing Queen's bohemian rhapsody exactly 24 seconds past 11:56pm because the neighbors called the police when they heard "BISMILLAH" as the NYE fireworks went up

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have u ever beaten someone for not standing up at national anthem then realised they're on a wheelchair then beaten them for being disabled

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@nppanda8 @Ra_Bies cache clear kiya

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Me: eid mubarak Abdul bhai
Abdul: thanks bhai vaise is baar eid nahi manayi kyunki abba abhi tak ICU me hain aur ammi
Me: wo sab chhod biryani kahan khila raha hai saale

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@nppanda8 @Ra_Bies done

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@BShweta2 exactly

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Eid mubarak to everyone except the Muslim kid in the surf excel ad who used a girl as a human shield to protect himself during holi. You are everything that's wrong with our society

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@KausarMehak Big words again. I still don't get what's wrong with pointing out flaws in our men. It's only going to lead to the betterment (yes, I can do big words too) of our society specially older men and women

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Here comes the mansplaining

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Group texts:
Diwali- happy diwali everyone!
Holi-happy holi everyone!
Christmas-merry xmas everyone!
Eid- eid mubarak ali, fatima & bilal⭐️🌙

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@pranavhy Mere pe kyun bhadak raha hai

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@aanchalator koi goli se marwa do

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@dril_india keep your non veg jokes to yourself

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@rogerdistortman @f_i_r_k_i @MumbaiPolice Taking diksha is a personal choice and completely legal