Nwoke Kachasi Elu

Skin doctor by day; skincare mythbuster by night.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Klay Thompson guarding PRIME Kobe Bryant.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Draymond Green says that if the championship winning Warriors were ever to play Shaq’s Lakers, he would not allow Shaq to get the ball.

Shaq: “Who is guarding Kobe?”

Draymond: “Klay”

Shaq: “🤨”

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Congratulations, @nyknicks 🎉🍺💪🏾

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

3-1.

That should have been 1-2 then 1-3.

Knicks…

BRING THIS TROPHY HOME!

😂

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Take this AI slip out of here. 😂

[prachiii🩵🧚 @Teekhii_Zubaan]

Hey @grok, I visited my boyfriend last weekend and I got this… how can I clear this? 😭 https://t.co/RlJeGhKr1c

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Congratulations to the 2025/2026 Premier League Champions:

Manchester City. 🎉🎉🍺😂

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Cheap gloves.
Cheap, poorly fitted suit.
Cheap tie.
Cheap shirt.

To show a N25 million shoe for sale.

Na so.

😂🤲🏽

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

This man is the Seyi Vodi of the shoe industry in Nigeria. See the one-of-one shoe he’s selling for ₦25 million. 😳

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Called it. @Art_of_Achalugo

😂😂😂

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Just casually misinforming everyone here.

😂

[Dr. Mary @Oluwamidunsin]

If you’re broke abroad
For example in USA.

You can get pregnant and apply for Medicaid.
All your hospital appointments will be free, even if you deliver by C/S it will be free. They will even pay for your transport to the hospital.

When you get home, they will send you free food for 30 days.
While you’re pregnant and after giving birth, they will give you a card you can use to shop for groceries for free.
If your child is taking food like NAN and the likes it’s free for 1 whole year.

If you’re broke abroad and there is no accommodation, you can go to where they call ‘shelter ‘ to sleep. You don’t have to be stranded under the bridge

If you’re broke and you can’t afford food in USA. There is something they call Food stamp. You can collect it and be able to feed yourself.

With these few points of mine, I hope I’ve been able to convince and not confuse you that being broke abroad is better than being broke in Nigeria.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

It’s definitely more than 50%.

😂

[Paul Graham @paulg]

@evanbuhler If you think it's bad to claim that stupid people exist, I'll make an even more outrageous claim: 50% of people are of below average intelligence. And I'm so arrogant that I'm willing to say this too without having met them.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Those men are losers.

😂😂😂

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“My sister and I once went to a restaurant in Ikoyi, Lagos. When we asked for the bill, the waiter told us that some gentlemen had already paid for our meal. We looked at them, nodded and say thank you. We stayed a few more minutes to take pictures, but about 10 minutes later, the waiter returned and said the men wanted us to pay the bill ourselves since we didn’t come over to their table. Men can be funny. They try to weaponize their provision. We’re not even broke.”

— Lady says.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Brutality. 😂

[Ve. @LacedbyTears]

@ousibalsundae Speakeu engliseu, pleaseu. I donteu understandeu abouteu whateu you saideu.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Bullshit.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

Watch the moment Pastor Chris healed ten cripples instantly at the mention of the name Jesus.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

1. Rb7 Ka4

2. Ra7#

😂

[Chess Feed @chess_feed]

White to move. Mate in 2!

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

@Gummi19 @ExitiumNL @ImShahinyan Oops. You’re correct.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

@LanceCargopants @ImShahinyan Oops. You’re correct.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

@LanceCargopants @ImShahinyan If Kc7, then Qb7#.

That would be a blunder and a quick death.

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

SAF-FAH-CAW.

A Triple-threat.

Damn. 😍

[NBA @NBA]

👀 Birthday Buckets for @Ameriie …in heels! 👠 #NBACelebRow

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

😂😂😂

[Ğhï§ĺãíñ⛑ IdipNebosh @Ghislaintweets]

Cameroonians aren't good people 🤭

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[////////////////////////////////////// @fuckcomputer]

claude code is fucking insane

i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes

http://localhost:3000/

check it out

[Nwoke Kachasi Elu @steppino45]

Why are Chelsea fans wearing Arsenal jerseys?

[Donpir @don_pet]

Sometimes, I feel like I don’t even want us to win the league because what is this?