Stephanie Martin

when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who make your life difficult 🍋🖕

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

Always tell your loved ones that you love them

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

Wish I had someone to count on

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

You know your guy needs a haircut when he starts using your blow dryer after he showers 😏 #nomulletsplease

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We used our gift card to Red Lobster from my mom yesterday.. In the future I will be happy if that's all anyone ever gets us 😍😋 #RedLobster #fuckingyum

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

What is the fun in video games if people are just gonna get mad at them all the time ? Lol #men #videogames

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Some things kinda hurt

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Why do I always have to have such high hopes for everything, because then my heart wouldnt drop everytime something doesnt work out #thatslifekid

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Wishing I was rich and I could spoil all my friends and family for christmases and birthdays

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Being a student is: feeling like you haven't slept since august, even on the weekends

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

Some guy walks up to us in the bar and says: "you guys got lube or what?"
Ummm no? 🤦‍♀️
#Bonnyvilleforya

[Te’ @thrdsplashbruda]

yall see what kind of dog this is right?

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I asked my Seven. Year. Old. niece what she wants for christmas and she says money! 🙄 #kidsnowdays

[Stephanie Martin @steppphiee7912]

When you just realized you forgot to turn your wifi back on your phone. #wellfuck #theregoesmydata

[DejaM @dejamuise]

It actually disgusts me when people lie about certain things like SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN ADMITTED INTO A HOSPITAL FOR ATTEMPTING SUICIDE THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A CONTEST TO SEE HOW MUCH ATTENTION U GET. holy f

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When you're at the gym and you are wondering if people think you are creeping on them, but really you just want the damn machine

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@PaigeLeaader_ That will be awesome!! We will have to go for a ride when ya do!

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When you have to buy 3 tubs of yogurt because he its his in two meals and will just eat mine if he runs out 😑 #men

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Why can't I just look good without make up on #zombiestephie