After much prayer and fasting and lots of counsel, God is moving my family and me from Artesia, NM to Jacksonville, FL as worship pastor. We are sad to leave Artesia’s people and excited to get to minister to and with the people of Jacksonville. Thank you all and we love you all
Canceling plans is okay. Going to @WaltDisneyWorld instead is okay. Eating 13 Dole Whips in a day is okay. Watching the fireworks and sobbing is okay. Standing clear of the doors por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas is okay. Do what you need to cope.
A woman is sitting at her husband’s funeral. A man leans in and asks her, “Do you mind if I say a word?”
“No, go right ahead,” the widow replies.
The man stands, clears his throat and says, “Plethora” and then sits back down.
“Thank you,” the woman says, “that means a lot.”
@CraigSroka12 If I’m ever in Rhode Island I’ll pass you on the right and then try to hold your hand when you pull me over. I’ve enjoyed watching you. Stay safe sir.
@scottdwinter@FakeSermon Yes, they actually believe that. They believe that the KJV is more inspired than the original documents themselves. In fact a translation into another language must be taken from the English KJV, not from the Hebrew and Greek. It’s all very sad, really.