mikayla

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

When you read a text do you read it in your voice or theirs?

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

I know I’m getting old because my new favorite thing is drinking a glass of wine alone at the bar laughing at Reddit comments

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

@aubernutter Girl Wealthfront!!!!! 4.55% for 3 months if you’re referred and then 4.05% after that I believe

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Why is returning clothes from Amazon to Whole Foods so embarrassing

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

You mean old rich guys don’t want to give me money for nothing in return???? Jail

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

How dramatic are you?

Me:

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

I want the confidence of the old man that got on the stair master in between this woman and myself when there were 15 other empty ones

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Need more drinking friends 🙃

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Hey @fittrack, you’re an ass.

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Why the hell are outdoor seat cushions so expensive????

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Asking myself if I’m too old to be shopping in stores I used to shop in….hard pill to swallow

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

Opened my own hair studio I’m so proud!!! Follow my Instagram @mikayla.hairartist 🤍🤍🤍

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

All I’m saying is Joe better figure out my student loans because I will not be contributing further to those accounts

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[mikayla @steptotheSIED]

@PEYd_by_the_TON This is a global issue not a Biden issue lol