im being serious

i have a headache

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Man posing with picture of forest he restored

[❦ @saintdoII]

jenna rink’s timeless style as a fashion magazine editor in ‘13 going on 30’ in honor of the movie turning 20 this year (thread):

[im being serious @sterile_nut]

🥰

[Dr. Milfi @kerionmywayward]

Listening to Britney’s book and hearing about how she was lying in pain on the bathroom floor after taking the abortion pill and for some reason Justin Timberlake thought it would be a good idea to come in & start playing the guitar….she’s a much stronger woman than I am because I would’ve smashed that instrument over his stupid ramen noodle head

[tom @tshmke]

this is what i imagine toads listen to when they’re chillin at the swamp

[jeaux @jeauxxxx]

The entire cast of SNL just called me and said they quit because I am consistently being so much funnier than them.

[Juliana Daae @JulianaDaae]

Call me crazy but I’ve never liked store bought pesto 😅

[im being serious @sterile_nut]

@okquim 🥰

[im being serious @sterile_nut]

him: i need space
me:

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[im being serious @sterile_nut]

@mxonica this tinker be tinking from time to time

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters