sterks

i do not have pronouns please do not refer to me

[sterks @sterkyy]

can't get rid of my hiccups and told my girl to scare me to get them to go away and she says "let me go through your phone" ...fair play

[sterks @sterkyy]

just ate a $200 18 oz steak. gonna go throw up at the roulette table bye

[sterks @sterkyy]

guilty 🖐️

[cher @mclIark]

saying “girl fuck you” to men

[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Now that i think about it, straight women want to have lesbian sex with their husbands, and straight men want to have gay sex with their wives

[sterks @sterkyy]

recently told krislyn a goldfinch is my moms favorite bird & how i havent seen one since before she passed 8+ yrs ago, leaving for vegas today and saw one in our front lawn & one flew in front of our car otw to the airport, also got upgraded to comfort class. hi cathy :)

[sterks @sterkyy]

girl at the bar dropped her jacket as i was walking by so i picked it up for her and looked and theres a masc sitting next to her and it felt like those videos where dude goes around the store picking up heavy objects for women while their husbands stand and watch

[sterks @sterkyy]

anybody i know that resonates with "thinking of you" by katy perry is either a cheater or gay. i am both and your honor, no further questions

[sterks @sterkyy]

buying binoculars tonight because we have unfortunately found i am more passionate about bird watching than we had ever thought i would be

[sterks @sterkyy]

ah yes the good old days, when krislyn would post me on her story for national dog day... when she went house hunting w her roommates and i wanted to hangout so she asked them if she could could "bring her dog"

[sterks @sterkyy]

can't sleep so i'm up lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

I got ur girl sleeping over she living off weed and sink water for 4 days

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

You cannot control another person’s sexual attraction and assuming that someone having feelings of desire towards anyone other than you means they must not love you is a prison of your own making

[akil & saltfish @yungdessalines]

everyones really emotionally unregulated and taking it out on each other and it’s really getting to be a problem

[sterks @sterkyy]

cause just to sit still would be a sin

[sterks @sterkyy]

keep singing "wellllllll that's alright mama, that's alright with me" at work :/

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

I’ve started saying “mama”, but in an Elvis way not a gay way

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

I’ve started saying “mama”, but in an Elvis way not a gay way

[sterks @sterkyy]

ohhhhhh my fucking god bro i miss my mom so much and im so tired of talking about it and feeling about it it's been 8 years and it never stops!!!! im watching hairspray and crying because tracy and her mom look so alike in their fuck ass wigs and her mom is smiling at her

[sharm ☆ @d1l3s]

“I’m not gon be a stud when i get older” we can tell. The clothes be wearing them no shade

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[sterks @sterkyy]

nothing better than a gay black man telling me i'm sooo pretty and touching my arm. yes baby you're coming with me !!