former milk man

dad bod szn; future endeavorer; purpose server for 23+ years

[former milk man @sterling805]

The realest shit he ever wrote.

[Stew Fortier @stewfortier]

Carlin on religion. Timeless.

[່ @sinnborn]

so yeah fuck this year actually

[kate bush's ai ex husband @AirbaggedAi]

Let’s hope he just fucking died.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

💔💔💔
https://t.co/ijxIeRaRTo

[Will Walker @GrizzDenWill]

In August 2031, Cam Boozer will be as old as Yaxel Lendeborg is today.

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

If we were rigging elections, that stupid motherfucker wouldn't be president. You Stupid Motherfuckers.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

I always cancel my rallies when things are going well.

[Jacob Brownson @brownsonjacob2]

This Padres line is really fascinating. You can bet $100 on them to win the World Series, and in return, you’ll lose $100.

[Handsome and Autistic @CoolWhip3343]

I'm getting tired of the wrong old white men dying.

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Today can fuck right off.

[big murm @yo_irim]

I’m fucking heartbroken. I feel like I just lost a grandfather

[former milk man @sterling805]

@itsKenny007 I somehow missed that my daughter’s rehearsal ended at 3:30 and not the usual 4:30. Got a call at 3:40, “Dad, where are you?”

[vinniemontoya🌻 @PiperDewn]

can someone absolutely terrible please die?!? JFC!

[Marvel Perfect Gifs @MCUPerfectGifs]

💔

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

The wrong people dying.

[im not real @ithinkineverwas]

your mexican bf who religiously uses the n word is stupid as fuck & so are you for supporting him

[DJ 🤴🏾 @mindofgoatdj]

The wrong white people keep dying man 🤦🏾‍♂️

[emily @folkcardigan13]

the fact patrick stewart’s final role is this…holding ian mckellen’s hand

im going to cry

[Davon E. 🌰🦅 @GoodFellah91]

Not gonna be a dry eye in that Doomsday theater.

[ells 🪷 @ELLlOT_]

nah man💔

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He fucking hated you