this is what i learnt about the universe after jerking off to teemo r34
a while back one of my coaching clients overcame his single worst matchup, riven, by finishing to her r34.
now he dominates it every time
as a seasoned vayne player i have my own personal nightmare
teemo top
his blind makes my champion completely unable to function.
i can't output damage. i can't trade.
so i decided to take my own advice and face the counter i could never beat into my own hands
i finished to teemo r34 so intensely it ignited something in me.
a passion to dominate the matchup i'd been running from for years
and when i was done i felt cleansed. clear headed.
free of all my wrongdoings and finally thinking straight
and in that clarity it came to me
if i ran cleanse ignite vayne top
i win the matchup
the next day i queued up and got a teemo
absolutely demolished him
couple days later, another teemo. same result.
dumpstered
i have since produced 2 high quality youtube videos breaking down exactly how to beat teemo as vayne top
and as always the universal lesson has not changed
if you can't beat a matchup
beat your meat
Study the Saskio way