Joey Sterner

Betting on myself every day. DraftKings says I’m a lock.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

As a college student, I am qualified to say that napping is a good financial decision. You can’t buy things you don’t need when you’re asleep.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

@AndyHermanNFL Maybe it’s just the Iowa fan in me speaking, but I’m keeping an eye on Drew Stevens. Ball seemed to explode off his foot and he’s got plenty experience kicking in the elements. That being said, hoping Smack kills it so we can put kicker talk to bed for good. Go Pack Go!

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

@KurtBenkert Got on here specifically to see your thoughts on this! Looks comfortable out there.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

@AndyHermanNFL huge @PackADayPodcast fan - I keep doing this thought experiment where if the Packers had the top pick in the draft, who would they choose? I’m thinking CB, but was struggling to narrow it down further than that. Any thoughts? Go Pack Go!

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

What a tough team. GO PACK GO.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

@ShaneSmithMusic please come to Iowa!!

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Is that Matt Rife?

[Mari 💖 @ComicLoverMari]

Incredibles 2 is one of the worst sequels it gave us a terrible twist villain and Jack Jack being used to make the plot go forward

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

This is crazy. Tyreek and I are both outside the top 200 in the world.

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

Tyreek Hill runs a 6.70 60m at the USATF Indoor Masters Champs.

Puts him outside the top 200 in the 🌎world this season.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

CHRISTIAN WATSON!

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Chuck Grassley will be 95 when his new term ends. But please, go on about how we can’t have Joe Biden in office because he’s too old.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

I see the Packers are tanking for Wembenyama

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Nah this is a golden doodle

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

We’re winning it all this year.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Aaron Rodgers really showed up to training camp as Nick Cage from Con Air 🤣

(via @packers)

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

I’m just a guy sick of people blaming Joe Biden for high gas prices. If you think he’s the problem there, take a look at European gas prices.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Man looks like he’s about to steal the last can of Who Hash

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Thank heavens the Baudelaire children managed to escape

[Tolly Taylor @TollyTaylor]

An unoccupied house on stilts in Rodanthe, North Carolina, as it collapses into the ocean this afternoon.
Was worth $381,200 according to Zillow.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

My boss said “Joe fill in the blank. Retail is….”

Apparently the answer was not “a smorgasbord of trial and error”

“Details. Retail is details.”

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Heard a rattling in the front part of my car and got worried. Sounded like a loose piece of metal. Turns out it was a fork under the seat. God is good.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’ve seen Hy-Vee’s H logo from somewhere and then it hit me.

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Richmond be like “This one’s for Aragog”

[Joey Sterner @sterner_joe]

Flat Earthers gonna be e=mcSCARED

[IGN @IGN]

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