MC Stern

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Just discovered a great new cooking technique. When it says pierce film lid before heating simply don't bother and it will pierce itself. You're welcome

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Tired: check. Can I go to bed yet?: yes that's a great idea! Voice in the back of my head: but you haven't eaten anything all day: who asked you? Twat voice has made me feel hungry all of a sudden the dick

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

I've been dreading this day and although I knew it was coming it doesn't make it any easier. On Saturday my dad finally lost his ongoing battle with cancer at the age of 65. I love you dad and may you rest in... https://t.co/w4bcmjespL

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Weather is like don't go work in this, then oh it looks like its brightening up then another big dark cloud, I'm missing valuable sleep time its not on. We've got climate change so can't we just bring on a bit? Skip this ice age shit

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Just realised I haven't seen it in years so I'm well behind but what's the story in Balamory?

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

You know that you're getting old when you have been a fan of rap music and battles since you were a kid and two of the biggest names in the uk scene drop a couple of diss tracks to each other and you watch the... https://t.co/s5dLUgC6u8

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Love to Jimmy Empne and the whole KNKUC movement for keeping it together for 20 years, my Greek isn't too strong so I said my bit in English right at the end. Shouts to everyone involved and congratulations for keeping it going so long! https://t.co/QfgQTZ7rvP

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Them early ones when you've been up a couple of hours but still not feeling it but determined to get out for a run before it gets light

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Not sure about you lot but the one thing I've always wanted to know is do washing machines live longer with calgon?

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Painting up the living room. I never knew it could look so bright!

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Happy new year everyone, i could start with the near year new me bollox but I'm new each day in my twisted little mind. Instead I'm going for new flat or at least make the old one look decent so gonna de clutter... https://t.co/HkNeaBvQc9

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Woke up this morning ready for work but at the same time trying to find a bit of new year cheer and then I saw this post from my uncle dedicated to my dad who is not in the best of places right now but he's braving it... https://t.co/z3u1UCesVN

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Prick https://t.co/Z3bVRXTrIe

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Well David blunket really kicked arse in the politics this year didn't he? I didn't stop hearing his name

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Round robin type status: I just turned my phone on after a couple of days and the bundle has ran out so can't phone out or text so just keep ringing and I'll answer eventually. I don't know how to put a new... https://t.co/06y7PA3ShK

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Might sort of put myself back out there tomorrow, just a little bit with some armbands and stabilisers type thing without a clue what to do or where to go but I'll have a go at being something like a normal... https://t.co/C6wuICkUi4

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Just watched the snowman on my own because kids are not kids anymore I guess so I'm the only one left

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Is Rockys cafe open?

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

Merry Xmas everyone I just woke up and got in the bath after a few killer rums and couple of zoots finished me off to coma state. Re awoken and up and active wondering if it's too early to crack open the Johnny walker?

[MC Stern @sternrhymesmith]

When you get in the door like "right then I'll just....wait till tomorrow fuck that"