UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️

Ξ Eveyone's asking where's the lamb sauce but no one ever asks how's the lamb sauce... Ξ

Just up 🌚

Bing bong 🇨🇭

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

All you need to do is go the comment section to understand that with fancy words and numbers, you can make anyone believe anything. Disgraceful. Thanks to great @bloomberg team

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

Trump’s tariff equation is nonsense, says @johnauthers. Here’s why 🎥

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Absolute Cinema 🐸

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

REPORTER: “The markets are way down. Worst day in years.”

TRUMP: “I think it’s going very well."

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

REPORTER: “The markets are way down. Worst day in years.”

TRUMP: “I think it’s going very well."

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

🤡

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Citron Research has said they are no longer short GameStop, $GME

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

💙 @loopringorg 💙

[byron (b.) @bbyron]

The new ‘Loopring Vault’ product releasing shortly will launch Loopring to being a real CEX-alternative for users who want to remain self-custodial + secure (not having to deposit funds to a centralized exchange)

Imagine trading margin/leverage + going long or short on all sorts of tokens that are normally available on CEXs, but not normally available on Ethereum
(BTC, BNB, SOL, XRP, ADA, DOGE, AVAX, WLD, anything really)

Imagine being able to do this through your self-custodial wallet (baked into Loopring mobile wallet or connect your EOA to the Loopring DApp on web)

Imagine having the exact same liquidity on all of these coins that you’d get on a top CEX, but getting it served to you instead through self custody on Ethereum

Imagine it being available on every network on ethereum (multi-network) - wherever users are

This is the new Loopring Vault and it’s coming very soon to Loopring L2 and then every other Ethereum network after as we go Multi-network

Now in internal testing on web and mobile

Stay tuned🫡

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Keep your eyes peeled my friends
⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@zerohedge Well, they shouldn’t own the news!

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

I know one way to stay ahead :

⏭️ @unusual_whales

[Bloomberg Markets @markets]

What the whales own matters to the smaller fish in markets, says @johnauthers. Here's a look how they're investing https://t.co/mqqIGmJfZu

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

@dlauer

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

@unusual_whales

[Roberto Rios @peruvian_bull]

Closing in on $34T

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

9 months later; Dex > Cex

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Funds are not SAFU @binance
Decentralize your assets @loopringorg

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

W https://t.co/XudVrhayAd

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

#bankingsector

[InvestorTurf @InvestorTurf]

“There’s an infinite amount of cash at the federal reserve “

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Get a little taste of your own medicine, you absolute hypocrites 🖕

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: U.S. bankers urge SEC to probe short sales, reduce 'abusive' trading.

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

@unusual_whales

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

$UBS $CS, where you at ?

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Credit Suisse Group rating downgraded by S&P https://t.co/ots23CuUkU via @Reuters

My thoughts after the Archegos Scandal (and the 99999 other scandals Credit Suisse has been in): @UBS will absord (M&A) @CreditSuisse in the near term. You heard it here first

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Silicon Valley Bank had no Chief Risk Officer for 9 months, from April 2022 until January 2023.

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

How the hell do you not hedge as bank ?

[Joseph Wang @josephwang]

Looks like SVB held $120b in securities but basically didn't hedge their interest rate exposure.

That's totally crazy. No wonder they failed.

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

Tick tock $xlf #bankrun
And that's just the amuse-bouche, my friends.

[UnfazedBlob 🏴‍☠️ @sternumETH]

@LynAldenContact Bullish on bank stocks ? Really ? Might want to have a listen at the @FDICgov Systemic Resolution Advisory Committee held on November 9th 2022: European Clearing Counterparties at risk of going under. If so, contagion will be unstoppable.