manners police

[manners police @sterwig]

Bold to assume these people have normal parents

[vost @foolibuster]

ascending

[manners police @sterwig]

End loafer tyranny

[manners police @sterwig]

Trying to date a black gay guy in NY

[JD✝️✡️☪️🕉☸️ @Nasaaeaoa]

Straight white billionaire orders in fluent woke, shocks entire restaurant

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

sometimes I worry that most of what I would call my “thinking” is just shallow daydreaming or free-association that feels like thinking but actually involves very little genuine thought or reasoning

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

Just saw someone use the term “calmmongering” in regard to the Hantavirus

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

hantavirus fear mongering has hit the coworker discussion sphere

[manners police @sterwig]

When the unread texts pile up:

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The greatest dread you can feel as an adult is when you've been ignoring a problem or situation for a long time with the unspoken assumption It's Probably Fine, then all at once you are forced to look at it closely and you are gobsmacked by the True State of It.

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

of course this would happen. And they all don’t even know. Chills thinking about the moment they find out the obvious — what we all already know. I’m scared for them, but not myself or the ones who know. People need to know but if you don’t know it might be too late. Know now.

[manners police @sterwig]

Pee in your mans bed to mark your territory

[manners police @sterwig]

Random ass embarrassment of riches

[🪤 @B_nice2_Me]

The fact that Ivy Wolk is a highly clippable off the cuff cultural commentator instead of a writer actually makes her even more the Gen Z Lena Dunham, not less. If this wasn’t self evident to you, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[Roland Taverner Truther @SinclairMonaco]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[manners police @sterwig]

This is my workplace

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

In advocating for iron dome, the Vice President of J Street admits Israel kills civilians in retribution for Israeli losses.

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

We created consciousness everyone

[★angel @boyfl3sh]

Nini Coco makes history as the first queen in #dragrace history to have me switch teams mid finale.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

She's going to move to Miami and in 10 years, she's going to tweet: “the people of Argentina yearn to be free” about how the US should bomb her grandma's house