Jeremy Kuhar

Livin’ that burb life

[Mark in Philly @MarkHenryJrNFL]

“I’m taking my talents to”

“Cleveland?”-Hot Woman Reporter 1
“Miami?”-Fat jerky reporter 2
“Philly?”-Dorky Reporter 3

“Cure Auto Insurance, they���re the cure”

[Mike Meech @meechone]

That LeBron Cure Auto Insurance ad is gonna go crazy

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story:

[R/GA @RGA]

It starts with a headline that for no real reason spills into a second line. Maybe a product description with an unnecessary paragraph. Then one day you wake up and this is who you are. Lost in a rhetorical maze of your own making. This is what long copy can do to a person.

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Variety @Variety]

Nicolas Cage says "protect yourselves from AI."

“There is another world that is also disturbing me, and it’s happening right now around all of us — the new AI world. I am a big believer in not letting robots dream for us. Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end if an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only. We can’t let that happen. The job of all art in my view, film performance included, is to hold a mirror to the external and internal stories of the human condition through the very human thoughtful and emotional process of recreation. A robot can’t do that. If we let robots do that, it will lack all heart and eventually lose edge and turn to mush. There will be no human response to life as we know it. It will be life as robots tell us to know it. I say, protect yourselves from AI interfering with your authentic and honest expressions.”

Read more here: https://t.co/se18GZu66y

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

[Bernard T. Joy @bernardtjoy]

James Joyce rebutting critics who called Finnegans Wake an assault on the English language, circa 1939:

[Mike O'Connor @MOConnor_NBA]

“Right in front of the celebrities. *He’s* the star in Gotham City”

What a call. McGinnis is the GOAT.

[Jeremy Kuhar @stetmachine]

@mikerainey82 Auer! BACH! Get it?!

[Jeff @usedwigs]

the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

i asked my wife where she was going, she said “five nights at freddys.” i said have fun at the movie, she said “what movie?”

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

When your 2 year old is expecting her usual toothbrush with a picture of starfish, but you accidentally give her the toothbrush with a submarine picture…

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

this guy just created a new hoagiemouth way of saying TONIGHT

"we gotta lotta injuries unnite"

not a t sound in sight

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Every time a kid asked Sergio Romo for an autograph in spring training he asked them to sign his hat first. He wore this to the mound tonight:

[Jeremy Kuhar @stetmachine]

Wait… did we just reach peak engagement farming ?

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists have created mice with two biologically male parents for the first time — a significant milestone in reproductive biology. https://t.co/yhTe87B8pT

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

Since we’re in the middle of March — Spring Break time dooodz — I figured we’d do a little MTV Spring Break flashback from back in the day.

Here’s a NEVER BEFORE SEEN clip of myself and Rodney Dangerfield putting together some promo for my MTV show “Chillin’ with the Weiz”.

[harperjones @harperjones]

Reinventing agency process again to 'streamline' creative development and eliminate swirl.

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

After I was convicted of murder and sentenced to 26 years in prison, when the earth dropped out from beneath me, and global shame rained down on top of me, I had my first ever epiphany.

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