Shuo & Tea

hehehehhee

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Me trying not to slip back into that hardcore k-pop life

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@cmonames we waiting on u 👀

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Interviewer: So how do you see yourself in 20 years?

Me: as a MILF

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@dahliajaex YOU DID IT WITHOUT ME????

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@cmonames the government's got their sights on u bruh watch out

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@pokesage @Papidano_ @dat_isme Hola this is Carmen

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I love my life but I hate myself. Does that make sense?

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fUCK I LOST THE COOKIE IN THE MILK

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coughing while choking sounds different than regular coughing

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@ayseldos you good homie?

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allergies succ

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Doctor: how lactose intolerant are you?

Me: If I see a commercial about a milk product I run to the bathroom

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sometimes I replay old 4th grader computer games and beat them super fast to boost my ego

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why tf this generation scared of phone calls??

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@rrvchelle they oughta protest themselves lmao

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Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay nigga control yo emotions like he yo boyfriend

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@Isabella00C @Meechiian fuck, yall so cute 🥺❤️

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@XNAMJOONRMX u hit me where it hurts most

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@HuitzilinF_Art deez nuts

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@dahliajaex more like schmack and cheese