Stevie Daus

mostly apathetic.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

One of my favorite things to do is call my wiener dog, “Jeff Probst” and make everything he does relate to survivor.

Meanwhile he looks at me like, wtf bitch. But still loves me.

So weird bc I do the same to my husband.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

The fact that I immediatly sent this to @FrankE_HainzE and said .. bitch I will merk a bish for giving you a side eye from half a US away … we aren’t the same people.

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Me after saying “thanks queen” to the straightest man I’ve ever laid my eyes on

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

Things I don’t do : sleep in the same bed as my husband bc he snores like a chainsaw

Things I said I would never do and do now: HAVE a dog 🤢 and sleep with him in my bed because he doesn’t care when I snore like a chainsaw

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

There is nothing better than knowing that you have absolutely NOTHING to do for 3 days. Off work,ready to sit on my deck and watch the lake… or drown myself in it.

::background:: “the victim was naked and unrecognizable. She was bound and bled”
Me: finally.. time for sleep.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

The snowman ⛄️🧡🖤🏒🥅@NHLFlyers

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

FILTHY STUFF FROM FROSTY https://t.co/N6J8IxLxpR

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

I’m glad my best friends ex husband hasn’t changed his streaming info bc I live for @DiscoveryID thank boo. Also suck a fart out of my ass.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

ISO - someone who stays up later than midnight and is a Bravo trash tv idiot like me. Because holy fk. Southern Charm has me shook .. again. Also I just started it from season 1 and am on season 5 after about a week 😂I gotta kiki bout it!

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

“I’m a people person but I hate that mother fucker.” “Tell em. Tell him that damn bastard hit you” #WildAndWonderfulWhitesOfWestVirginia I’ll never forget .. and my husband and I keep it alive on the reg.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

Why tf do I start these dumb ass Prime series at 11pm. Bc they end up sucking me in like I’m 15 yrs old. Whatever, The Summer I Turned Pretty got me 🙄. #Xanax and #TrashTv

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

I want a channel of everyone that’s high, staring at the Roku city scrolling.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

Yes👏🏼 and my husband and I trashed our Provo jersey long ago ..
❤️🧡💛💚💙

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

In celebration and support of the LGBTQ+ community, the Philadelphia Flyers will host their annual Pride Game tomorrow evening as we take on the Montreal Canadiens at 7PM at @WellsFargoCtr. https://t.co/c7W0KwoSm3

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

And Philly loves a new villain. Bye 👋🏼

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

Travis Sanheim on Cutter Gauthier:

“I hadn’t talked to him, only thing that I had heard was the development [camp], not wanting to be there, so obviously as a player in this locker room, that was something that stayed with us.

For as long as I know, you show up to development camp whether you skate or not.

I think if he doesn’t want to be here, we’re happy to move on and get the pieces that we did.”

#Flyers

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

I remembered twitter is here. I think the icon change got to me. Anyway.. it’s Girl Scout cookie season is back and they are fucking disgusting, still. So. Back to scrolling.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

BROTHERLY. SHOVE. TOUCHDOWN. 🗣️

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

John Ludvig helped off the ice after throwing this monster hit in his NHL debut

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

Tell me how you wouldn’t love @TiffanyPollard and @CorinneOly having their own show. Whatev. That’s a fever dream for me.

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

“Dude. You’re getting out of the halfway house. Lay off the bitcoin bullshit.” - @Garrentee

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

@benfringuello Uhhh and that’s the best you can do?

[Stevie Daus @steVdaus]

Things I’d rather do before I’d see Taylor swift … run my head over with my own car, be subjected to watching Friends 🤢, shit my pants in public (Jk I’ve done that before) .. anyway, you get the point.