Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 16, 2026, Hal Jordan, the first Green Lantern from Earth, my friend, died. He fucking died.
Deve ser muito bom a pessoa nascer bonita assim, tipo vc sai na rua e ja chama a atenção de todo mundo que ta no ambiente, isso é foda e ja vi acontecendo varias vezes.
had a coworker who let me know he liked playing with his ass but not directly cause that’s gay so he’d eat a bunch and take fiber to produce a large log then he’d begin to shit but stop halfway so he could pulse his sphincter to push and pull until he’d finished so i said oh