Crazy Steve

Indestructible but not invulnerable

[Crazy Steve @steve_abate]

@gwar Gen X greatest satirist. Fight me.

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Buzzard gotta eat. Same as worms.

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@GillanEnjoyer I disagree, but I like your attitude

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@oriettamusic Do you earn cash from this bullshit?

Or do you just do it so you can like wank over how many people look at your shit and I’m about to block you after I see if you reply

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@VintageRockN_85 This is the decision that defines my life

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@Super70sSports

One of the funniest things about a fart is the timing of it like it’s not always to fart, but sometimes if somebody farts at the right time that’s freaking funny

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@oriettamusic I’m pretty sure this was the first tape I ever bought. I love this record.

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@CarterCritiques Tomlin needs fired. I sure as shit don’t want Jon Gruden. I want the next unknown guy like Mike Tomlin and Bill Cowher

I want Bill Cowher back, but I don’t think he cares to work at that kind of job anymore and I don’t blame him

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@colin_dunlap I’ve never liked monkeys or any of that stuff my whole life so of course they should be shot

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@Super70sSports Do I have to have one of these?

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@gwar Jesus fucking Christ

Why is it gonna be 40 years now? Can I just be 22 again?

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Baseball is gay

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Mike Tomlin has got to go. This guy has always sucked.

I’m so sorry for Bill Cowher that his wife got sick.

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@dvesean A couple months ago, I watched the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary thing.

I mean, he is really an incredible person

A self made man as they say

If anything in the movie was true ?

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@dvesean That is really one of my favorite movies

Me and my dad went to see it in the theater in 1984 and like when he pulled his eye out and stuff I was like oh my God this is incredible. I was 12 years old.

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I’m trying so hard to ignore this “ engagement farming “

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@RealAirPower1 Is there any argument against Ernest Borgnine being awesome?
if you look back at his body of work,
he is freaking awesome

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Today is gonna be a rough day

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@Gnerphk She is way too skinny

The original Morticia from the TV show that I grew up watching it like one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen

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At least it’s quiet just settle into a corner up there and make it your home.

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On TV they’re talking about some person that had a fear of dolphins. I mean that’s pretty easy to avoid.

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I never did anything about it so as far as I know, there’s still an animal in my attic