Walt damnit, Disney, you always just find new ways to disappoint me!!! You finally cancelled Bobert for his Dumbo afterparty shenanigans, and you replace him with the guy who made him happen in the first place?!? LIEGER IS THE PROBLEM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
@MysteryRubyC Shit, is she from that Melody Time movie I keep hearing so damn much about?!? That’s what I get for listening to my mom!!! She said not to watch it because the ending was too mean spirited!!! Man, what a idot!!!
Hey, man, like I said to my ex, nobody’s perect. But Alot did think Eisner did a fine job in his own right. I for on would of LOVED to see the baby baptism sequence!!! How else will we know what Ariel’s baby looks like?!? Is she human?!? Mermaid?!? The world will never know!!!
Top Five Most Unhinged Michael Eisner Ideas As Disney CEO:
5. Saying no to making The Lord of the Rings
4. Huge Mickey Mouse-shaped hotel in the middle of Burbank (dissuaded because elevators couldn’t go up the legs)
3. Opening a California-themed park in California
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT!!!! I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY FUCKING RED SHORTS!!! This is the best thing to come out of this company since Dole Whips!!! I’d like to thank the academy for making this happen!!! This is absotively, posolutely, awesometacularly What Walt would of wanted!!!
The Disney Cookies have arrived in Cookie Run: Kingdom 🏰!
🌌Time to paint the skies with magic and wonder of the festival! 🎉
🎠 NEW: Cream Unicorn Cookie
🍪 20 Disney Cookies
🎀 New Decor Theme: World of Magic & Dreams
WHAT IN WALT'S NAME?!? You mean Lieger wanted that goddamn incest porn on MY Disney+?!? And to Sulley the good name of the Mouse no less?!? I'll bet his disciple Bobert is gonna try to buy HBO now just so they can make this NON-HUMAN MICKEY PORN a reality!!! #pants#FuckYouBobert
@DisMahhhlon @ShowcaseWishes They did, though!!! Those are the days I was saying I miss!!! LEL!!! Nowadays, they just care about adding to the ginormous lake of money in Bob Gaysex’s vault!!! It’s not even the SLIGHTEST what Walt would of wanted!!! Not one, whatsoever!!!
Holy fuck, battle royales are ARGs now?!? Count me in!!! Wish I could of been there!!! I’d of marched right up to Cinderella Castle and taken the fight straight to Bobert’s front door!!! Good luck hiding!!! Hell hath no fury like a Disney fan scorned!!! LEL!!!
WALT FUCKING DAMNIT, THEY’RE COMING FOR OUR SIGNS NOW!!! I fucking warned em this was a slippery slope!!! First they MURDER Splash, then they blow our signs to smithereens!!! This is EGG FUCKING ZACTLY why we cant have nice shit!!! #SignsOfTheTimes#BobGaysexHatesFun#EatShitBob
Fans are still in shock following the news that an iconic sign would get destroyed and now, it looks like Mickey himself is missing already. https://t.co/NP07SmFCnb