Steve Kipling

Christ is King ||
Master of Sisyphean Studies ||
Not wrong, just early
Friend of mutants and simulators

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus real.

[Deviled Jimi Tarantulator 👿 @DiggusFUBikkus]

Welcome to my American Dream! I'm about 1/3 of the total start up cost away from opening for business!
I have the cart, supplies and half of the licensing already squared away.

We just need a little more and we're in business!!

Anything helps! 🫶
https://t.co/kfxn6Wb5n2

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@midshipwhip You gotta break into women's cars for them. It works. I'm 1 for 1.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

I'm dating a blonde White woman for the first time and I think I'm over my latina phase.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@Inthehoodpete don't fall for it.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus Hell yeah thanks Hot Dog Lady!

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

Happy Father's Day to my dad friends out there. I got to celebrate by getting to take my son to liturgy with my brother at my parish. Also, the hot blonde texted me happy father's day this morning and she's coming over later with homemade cookies.

I prayed for days like these.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus you gotta know your phenotypes, it makes for better racism.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus Ugandans are usually a little skinnier and smaller than Nigerians.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@SimulatedBerry @mclIark Hey thanks for pulling me out of that burning car wreck. You a real one, G.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus Don't think I'm not collecting on that hot dog 😉

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus A Dick's Last Resort Hot Dog Stand might be a hit though in certain markets.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

Is it just me or did the UFC mess with the audio mix at the Apex? It seems louder now than what I remember the Apex being 🤔.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus Bro I feel it. I'd still be up there if the state and local government didn't go full commie.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@Im_human_too_ I think I read somewhere in high school that the earth has a 65K mile circumference at the equator. But the earth is also not perfectly round, so I really don't think there's an answer.

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

We're getting closer to "well now you can't leave" territory every day.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇬🇧‼️🚨 BREAKING: A SCOT WENT ON AN ANTI MUSLIM RAMPAGE WITH AN AXE!

The Scot: "I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters!"

5 people were injured, the Police said none of the injuries seem to be life-threatening. Two of the injured men were aged 22, and others were aged 24, 27, and 39.

BBC UNDERLINES RACE: “A 36-year-old white man has been arrested and counter terrorism officers have joined local Police Scotland colleagues in an ongoing investigation. “

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

Jezza pulled through!

[The Farmer's Dog @FamersDog]

An update and a message from Jeremy.

“Thank you so much for all the kind messages I've had but now, an announcement.”

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

>tfw you instinctively continue the conversation you were having on your alt when I text your Real Number

Ladies and gentlemen... we got him

[Steve Kipling @steve_kipling]

@DiggusFUBikkus So the hot dog cart is a real thing and not a bit?