steven lustig

Views too funny to be anyone else’s.

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Get to do cool things at work sometimes. Thanks for the assist @HEWinter1

[No Dunks @NoDunksInc]

Big thanks to @CricketAus for hooking the crew up with some sweet tees. 🏏

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Welcome to the club 👑

[SEN 1116 @1116sen]

"Everyone talks about Noble, I mean they’re not playing any better under Alastair in the last four weeks." 👀

Carey queries North Melbourne’s start to 2023 | https://t.co/LxNahONEvU | #AFL

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

(I am the friend)

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@OfficialNBARefs can you be given a tech foul for laughing? Asking for a friend

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@overtime @HEWinter1 👑

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@MattKatzen @StonningtonCity 🗣️ WE 👏 NEED 👏 MORE 👏 WOMBAT 👏 CROSSINGS 👏

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

My apologies - I fired this tweet off in haste before having my hand rolls from @Melb_Seafood . Feel free to disregard @StonningtonCity

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Petition to make a slow lane for walkers who are just browsing at the Prahran Market @StonningtonCity

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@HEWinter1 The fans weren’t ready for these hot takes

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

If Twitter were to cease to exist it would be a shame if this level of genius went undiscovered. So behold - my draft tweets that have never seen the light of day

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

🎶If you catch me getting rona I got vaccines in my veins 🎶

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

If Alex jones pays for lying shouldn’t every celebrity pushing vaccines pay too ?

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@JesseLovig Sign him up!

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@HEWinter1 Thanks for the tag Henry, I hope Europe is treating you well. If we’re including retired athletes I think tennis performs well here - Barty, Federer and Nadal. Others that come to mind include Curry, Thorpe and Bolt

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@georgjar @SBurston_40 @CarltonFC I’ve done plenty of dumber things on nights out in Lisbon in recent times but sadly can’t claim this act of brilliance

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@JesseLovig I’m rebranding

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Few bigger blows to the ego than seeing someone wearing an item of clothing at gym that you usually wear out and about 🥲

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Broke: stripping a departing player of a club award

Woke: giving your BnF to a departing player to up their market value

[Western Bulldogs @westernbulldogs]

Our 2022 Charles Sutton Medallist.

Congratulations, Josh Dunkley! 🥇

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

@SBurston_40 @georgjar Tough crowd 🥲

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Delusion is wearing a puffer jacket to work in the hope it will iron out my shirt

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

(shout out to all the followers in the Veronicas/Attitude Era WWE Venn diagram)

[steven lustig @steve_lust]

Based on their recent singles it is clear that Lisa Veronica has always been the Rikishi of the duo