Steve Machin

wise wisdom, banterful banter, but mostly sweeping generalisations

[One Tun - Youngs @onetungoodgest]

Friday again peeps! RT this and once again first 5 get a free gin cocktail. Don't forget to show & tell. #TGIF #gin #ginspiration #🍹

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Just landed at Manchester after 3 aborted landings @heathrow due to the storm. Sunrise looks nice though

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Stag lad @robertso10 @ccyoungerzep

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@BBCSport as a neutral sat in the millwall end yesterday, can assure you it was unfortunately more than a minority few.

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Sweets, fizzy drinks and bourbons in ladbrokes - must be # grandnational

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Easter eating with @charisjellett

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Jose mourinho is sounding more like the compare the market meerkat every day.

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The ryder cup boys seem to have been pipped to the team of the year award by sport itself. #spoty

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Account has been hacked. Don't open and direct messages from me!!

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@Glastonbury tickets yeeeeeessss!!!!

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@Roberto_Rausa @steve_machin Thanks mate. 2.26 so made it!!

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GB pulling out a good lead going for gold in the women's pair

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The first GB gold medal is on its way at Eton dorney in the women's pair.

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Great atmosphere at box hill. And great view of team GB chasing down the breakaway #roadcycling

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@ccyoungerzep wondering why team GB haven,t come in with the t's. #openingceremony #quotebookspecial

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Never thought I'd see Liz and bond doing a scene together. Genius. #london2012

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Would have been good too see froome stage win today, but better to see wiggo secure the GC #tdf

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It's mandatory for mechanics to rip you off, but quoting £200 in parts for a £180 bike is just lazy.

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If I could add one bit of 'tiger' Tim Henman's game to murray's, it would probably be his nickname #bbctennis

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How about Money back special @paddypower for a Murray wiggins summer double? Surely a safe promo?