Daddy Longdick

{Official Channel} The 4th Greatest Rock Guitarist of all time, great lover.

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Wild for that they/them pussy

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Captain’s Steadfast at the helm of the Titanic (musical) @robert_heart

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Happy Mothers Day to all the MILFs out there

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Before TIFG started my job was to take all the seeds out of grapes to make them seedless.

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. @jessicaalba hi

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My bedroom is a room where beds have been pissed and pants have been shit. No, I will not apologise.

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Just a tweet to deny that I have the lyrics of “Babycakes” by 3 of a kind tattooed on my back. I don’t know who started this malicious rumour.

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Hey girl I don’t want you to send me pics of your boobs (April fool)

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Finally @robert_heart just like we dreamed and sang about! I bet their smoothies aren’t as good though!

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No twerking. No drinking. No smoking. But plenty of room for Jesus at this Christian nightclub https://t.co/wCrf5rjyRI

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2023 has been the year of drugs and progression, my 2024 is going to be the year of posting my schlong all over the internet #yeahbaby

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@laura_myers CUm READ 2 mE BBY. SIT ON MY LAP AND TELL Me a SToRY. I’AL RITE A SONG 4U aBOUT MOBY’s DICK

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Hey GURL U LUKIN 4 A SUGADADDY?

[big sad egg 🥚 @laura_myers]

if I won a chunk of money I would buy this set immediately: https://t.co/X3sjZWONlX

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@laura_myers I AM GOING TO wIN IN ThE ONLiNE CasINO NOw I CAN BuY BUKS 4 u. LUV DAT U CAN READ

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AT THE TOBY CARVERY WITH MY BOY @robert_heart. HE KEEPS ON GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND COMING BACK WITH AN ITCHYY NOSE I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OK

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RIP my hero, gone and somewhat forgotten #RIPJimmyBuffet

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Whenever anyone says to me “fuck the tories” I always look at my life sized poster of Priti Patel, Lis Truss and Matt Hancock, wink at it and say “that’s what I’m trying to do”

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Is she looking for conjugal visitors? https://t.co/ACagJNRiLP

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Going to sit down and watch England win the World Cup tonight!

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I see that my favourite athlete won AGAIN yesterday. Domination.

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Quite a good haul and a special birthday with the lad @robert_heart. Thank you for the England vs West Indies 1988 tour tie, you know I always wanted one of those!