Rhymin’ and Crimefunkle

I write for @lifehacker. I am a man-about-town.

[Rhymin’ and Crimefunkle @steveajohnson]

Follow me on Threads. Fuck a Twitter. https://t.co/Qas8xcqQ8j

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No Kings Protest. Warzone: Studio City https://t.co/vmhyvWqQI7 via @YouTube

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I got hold of this unreleased track about Diddy Parties from (NAME REDACTED) a famous pop singer. I probably shouldn't post a leak, but I think it's important and sheds new light on the case. No, it's NOT AI. https://t.co/IAiP0DwDVF

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Tired of hearing about unions. What about people in guilds?

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@KurtNiceHHL Even we prefer dj cassidy.

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@awmannes Yeah, but my kids like me, so why shouldn’t I break ties in the senate?

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This upcoming Netflix movie is about a woman who is transformed into a chicken nugget. It's at the top of the must-watch list. https://t.co/8AE1LSy7JT

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@IagaD I just saw “Christmas Karen” on Tubi, and your performance really stands out! So funny!

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Holiday greetings to wordsmith @steveajohnson & the other peoples' heroes at @lifehacker for including @redbox in their great festive seasonal roundup of 50 Best Christmas Movies You Can Stream Right Now! https://t.co/zZgalV7XB9

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@GoldHowie are you the Howie Gold who was in ‘Fear of a Black Hat?’ Because I just watched it and you are so hilarious and great in that movie.

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My article “How to Summon a Demon” is number 3 on google for these search terms. This is a significant personal and professional milestone. https://t.co/ddWqWlLW41

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Nice work with Jimmy Buffet! @jakegaskill. Ya did it!

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@kevinkelly It’s good, man.

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I like memes.

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@FedUpKentuckian @kyledcheney I thought we were supposed to back the blue? Is that not a thing now?

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@andrearene They tell you about the “terrible twos” but leave off the terrible threes, and the fuckin’ fours, etc. seriously though, it gets progressively better/easier from about 3 onward.