Steve Kimble

Set Lighting Technician. I.A.T.S.E. Local 490 Grip. Silly silly fun boy. the more you take my tweets seriously, the less I take you seriously.

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Does anyone still use Twitter?

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Hey @hulu @hulu_support sooo I pay $55 per month for what exactly? Watching a movie and there’s 3 mins of ads every 30 mins?? And now you’re gonna make it $10 more per month? Get fucked.

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

When I die don’t embalm me or anything. Just let me go.
That way at my funeral y’all have to talk about me in a nice way with flies buzzin around and shit.
The ultimate “if you don’t love me at my worst, you didn’t deserve me at my best” moment
#itwasfunnierinmyhead

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@CallofDuty going back to black ops 4 AGAIN because you have another useless update AGAIN!! Fuck right off with your new guns to buy or whatever BS this one is about. #bringbackblops

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

@CallofDuty ANOTHER 31GB update?!?! Why can’t I just play the campaign or anything without waiting hours to update? You guys suck ass

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

#PSA all you need to get rid of the hiccups is your roommate to kick the shit out of you.
#hiccups #remedy #assault #thankyoujesus

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

I’d trade anyone #COVID19 for these god damn #hiccups right now. I swear to jebus I’d get rid of the virus before these fucking hiccups. And think a lot less about killing myself in the meantime.

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

If the Popeye spinach song could stop playing in my head whenever I take a tums that would be cool

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Sorry you found another dead body in this Florida hotel but like... you cunts haven’t cleaned my room in like 2 weeks.... so...

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

The cleaning lady in this hotel has been working on the same room down the hall for an hour now... #yikes

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Oh, #bytheway I’m gonna start using twitter again to say all the shit I can’t say on fucking #facebook

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Here I am getting drunk outside the hotel at 9am with people leaving for work judging me.. Little do they know I just worked 13 hours for the 16th day in a row #florida #filmmaking

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Filming a wedding on a pig farm today.. the wind blows the right way and it STINKS. Owner of the farm sniffs and says "smells like money"

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Today a 5ish year old ran up to me and yelled "stand and deliver!!" And then ran away.. I don't think he knows what that means..

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Gonna go work in a storm again today!! Yay!!

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

That guy from the @TrueCar commercials can go fuck himself

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Home from working with a whole hour and a half till I have to leave till the next gig!

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

DP: "we need the camera to be above the bed looking straight down for this shot"
Me: "I got you"

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

DP: "we need the camera to be above the bed looking straight down for this shot"
Me: "I got you"

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Some people like to walk around their house naked when they're home alone. I like to walk around with my zipper down. It's so refreshing

[Steve Kimble @stevebkimble]

Big Trouble In Little China is the shit though