Stephen Boser

One day I hope to master up close and personal magic.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

I have to hand it to vshred… I keep blocking their stupid ads on YouTube and the next hour there’s a new one!

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@MitZii143 Definitely forgot I had a twitter for a hawt second!

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Ectopic pregnancies account for ~1-2% of all pregnancies. Congratulations on supporting a death sentence. Oh and the baby dies too in these scenarios. @laurenboebert you moron.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

It took MAGA to end Roe vs Wade.

The old establishment way of "let's never offend anyone" could never have done it.

Boldness and truth produce the greatest victories!

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Did you know? When SCOTUS said in 1937 that the Social Security Act was “unconstitutional”, President Roosevelt didn’t ask people to vote harder in the next election, he told the Supreme Court he’d add more justices until they backed off, which they did. — We can still do that.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Hey SCOTUS, my wife is really upset. Fix it.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Joe Manchin needs to just come out and admit he’s republican.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
Inflation.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Chipotle is out of beans. Do with that information what you will.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Made ya look 😉

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Moment of silence for one of my favorite new quarter-zips as it transitions to a house-only garment. Turns out oil stains… profusely…

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Earlier this year I hypothesized that watching my first full season of The Bachelorette would make me more basic and crave things like pumpkin spiced lattes in October. Turns out it didn’t…

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@rachacha12 @BachParadise I don’t remember this.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@MitZii143 I know a doctor

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@MitZii143 How will you now date?

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

SHOUT OUT TO THE OIL STAINS I’VE GOTTEN ON ALL MY SHORTS ❤️

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@Eric_Tsunami Lol how do you really feel?

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

“Insta famous” is short hand for “instantly famous,” right?

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@rachacha12 This is asking too much of some people

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

@rboser Clearly we’ve led many people on.

[Stephen Boser @steveboser]

Yesterday I learned that sending the fire emoji on Instagram stories is flirting. I’d like to apologize to all the men and women I’ve been accidentally flirting with for the last 3 months.