Steve JP

Former Army Medic, 10 yr Petroleum Engineer with a degree in Business, father, husband, & in the midst of a career change into software engineering.

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors @byJudeDoyle To be fair I am of lower intelligence than the individuals on this thread 😉 And love you Andy - sorry been busy with the new lump in our lives.

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors Happy Birthday! Now it is lasting for three days!

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors That is what is going to go on my gravestone. A paragon of humanity.

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors If you ever feel they are failing you, and your ego is becoming too large, let me know and I can fill the gap 😀

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors Excellent. I’m proud of you. It’s a regular family reunion over here for the next two weeks. Just missing you and Dave. We have old kids, new kids, dogs, cats - kids that think they are lizards. It is crazy!

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@AndyPerfors I assume that after they went to bed, you promptly raided what they had saved? After having dinner just now with Tracy, I can get behind blaming her for this issue. Not because she did anything wrong at dinner - just seems fair. She has skated too long with no repercussions!

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@AndyPerfors Generally I think you have done well as a parent. This story is leading me to believe you might have failed as a parent in some lesson. What kind of kid SAVES the sweets for later? I fear you have raised a couple of psychopaths 😇

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A very well written piece. It’s written by my brother who I am lucky to have in my life. And who I am proud to call my brother. Give it a read, you won’t regret it.

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors @bergelsonlab Crazy how that works! To be fair, I blame Dad’s genes for quite a lot of things…..

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I can’t tell you how much I think bridgewater is horrible. That lack of a tackle try was the last straw. I tried. I really tried to like him. THROW PAST THE LINE TO GAIN!!! @Broncos you suck. So glad I don’t pay for season tickets.

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@AndyPerfors Well you can’t put earthquake on your 2022 bingo card. It already happened. You need to think outside the box. Something along the lines of a capybara infestation or something!

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors Was this not on your 2021 bingo card?

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors The noise level is an issue at times. There are times I have wanted to knock on a stall door and ask if the person is ok. Perhaps a hand to hold while giving birth in the stall? The Air Force Academy has toilets in a row. No stalls. You take a poo while staring at dudes waiting

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@AndyPerfors Accurate in all respects. I barely want to talk to people outside, for sure not in a restroom! Hand washing: there are times that I use a urinal, know I haven't touched anything, and the restroom is so filthy that I feel washing my hands will make me dirtier than if I just exit.

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors Just be drab and boring like me. Then nothing is uniquely identifiable!

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AllbrightNFL @josh_zylstra @RealBirdLawyer The Dunning-Krueger reference and subsequent reply is pure gold @AllbrightNFL. Thank you for the good chuckle tonight!

[Steve JP @stevecanbuild]

@AndyPerfors Is this compounding interest? Set an alarm on your phone to go off when you know the kids will be asleep. Title it “tooth fairy”. You go to turn off the alarm, see the title, and IMMEDIATELY go do the toothy thing.

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@AndyPerfors The reason I like a thank you email is that it acknowledges that you received the information. Otherwise, if I am doing something for you it is cause I like you, not because I need the external validation of a thank you. And it clutters everything.

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@john_t_ormerod To your friend - you got this! My wife had breast cancer while pregnant with our daughter. I empathize with your friend and you, and am sending my own good thoughts.