Steve Foster

If pushed I probably would say I don't really care

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

@explorebeauty12 1881

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Just been to B and Q, they don't have enough staff to operate the self service tills. Seems to somewhat defeat the object

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

I've come to the conclusion that DFDS couldn't organise an alcoholic celebration in a brewery

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Too easy to take this for granted

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

News headline I never thought I'd see - Woman in Australia steals 10,000 Krispy Kreeme doughnuts

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Resemblance is quite spooky, isn't it? @RedDwarfHQ

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

This is not something I ever thought I would say - I'm having a coffee in Condom

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

@vixamatron Enjoy

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

@vixamatron Hi, back for good or just a visit

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Now that's what I call fun

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

#Clownfall

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Rodents, boats, submerging

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

There is a new rating of the amount of poo you find yourself in, you can either be a Novak, a Boris or an Andrew

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

The next time I fail to fill out an official form correctly, I shall blame my agent

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

There's going to be some jokes about this

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Not bad for the end of November

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

@BETdavis84 happy birthday old chap. 40 is it?

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

October 15th, first Christmas advert nooooooo

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Well, just survived three weeks in France. Passports, jab certs,attestations, passe sanitaire, urine sample - no, made that last one up.

[Steve Foster @stevecfoster]

Second time I've used Jedi in scrabble. The force is with me