Steve C

[Steve C @steveclapp]

#GardenXI Paolo Di Canihoe

[Robbie Savage @RobbieSavage8]

One of best pictures ever of wenger today surely ? Hahahaha @BBCFootball1 http://t.co/mMobe8WS

[Steve C @steveclapp]

 
Chelsea's Ashley Cole tweets after losing 4-1 "Well that was a lesson. Absolute joke. No fight, desire, passion, and a big reality check!"

[Steve C @steveclapp]

@Pove_Star id switch over and watch die hard. Least it has a happy ending. Poor nite 4 the blues of west London

[Steve C @steveclapp]

@DavidGoldWHU another great signing signaling the clubs intent 2 become a real premier league force. Well done Mr Gold & Mr Sullivan

[David Gold @davidgold]

I'm delighted to announce the signing of England striker Andy Carroll on a season-long loan deal
with an option to complete a permanent deal

[West Ham United @WestHam]

West Ham United are delighted to announce the signing of England striker Andy Carroll on a season-long loan deal.
http://t.co/PyGTsJfL

[Steve C @steveclapp]

@gshowies U know wot your doing now Gman? Welcome 2 twitter

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Why is group D getting called the 'group of death'? It's the United fans who have to travel to Galatasaray.

[Steve C @steveclapp]

Watching channel4 last nite made me realise wot a brilliant job the bbc did covering the Olympics. I bet Clare Balding can't wait 2 get back

[Get Football News @GetFootballNews]

Rob Green, Meet your new friend..

[Steve C @steveclapp]

@Pove_Star no its got 2 b DiCanio's winner at the bridge all those years ago :-)

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Paralympic Football is played by blind people and the crowd must be silent so players can hear the ball. It's at the Emirates I take it?

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

Fatman & Robin up front for united next season then.

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

Liam Gallagher, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell...

Christ, it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.

[westendproducer @westendproducer]

Bradley Wiggins responding to Piers Morgan. Marvellous, #dear

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

What's an Australians least favourite TV channel?

UK Gold.

[Steve C @steveclapp]

How good r we at winning golds sat on our arses. bikes, boats & the odd one where we actually use r legs! Truly inspirational.

[Steve C @steveclapp]

Can some one translate wot Blake just said?