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stevedave, pal

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@eMTBrides i like their banter :)

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@libsoftiktok lmao gwar is canadian

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@RepFine those people are all in US armed forces

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wow they are all younger uglier and more boring than me

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Forbes just released its latest list of new billionaires under age 30.

Here's a breakdown of the 21 billionaires under 30 🧵

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my brother got kicked off the bus one time for saying hunters fuck dead animals, i love that guy

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@jayfund11 faith in humanity restored

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gatekeeping the cool rap artist i saw on tv yesterday

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also, after watching the first episode of @SHO_Dexter Original Sin, it's clear to me that the obvious choice in casting young dexter should have been michael c. hall in a really silly wig

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edward scissor hands really had the rick on before anybody else

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had a dream that @Shanemgillis took me skydiving

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@one16goat @youngthug my favorite thug quote is "ayo fuck cancer, shout out to boosie"

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@Bloop_1 fuck yeah nelly

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@one16goat i know!
do u want to hang out with me 🥹?

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@stereogum @crunchysalad69 see screamo ac/dc is very much in pocket

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@NeverAcquainted cap tweets ain't got shit on last shop tweets this a certified banger

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child grooming aside, ghost writing aside, let's have a conversation about when Kendrick said "give up the foo foo, give up the fi fi, give up the fo fo, five five"

dude went off

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@one16goat fuck am i saying u don't even hit me up 😭

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@one16goat i'll hit u up

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https://t.co/uVpBzLl60j

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my phone still calls it twitter