fr tho if you’ve ever seen me running down the street absolutely tweaking it’s bc of birds. i hate seagulls more than i hate mosquitoes… and that’s saying a lot
i am constantly getting attacked by seagulls on my runs. although it may be a funny sight to see, it’s extremely scary in the moment when those fuckers sneak up onto you and now i genuinely believe i have a phobia of seagulls