Stephen Carter

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[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@scott_lowe I had a customer attending TMC training scale a TKG cluster running on AWS EC2 up to 100 worker nodes, slightly over what we had budgeted for 😆

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@gortron Check the under water speeds 👍

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@jeremy_soller GPD XD is great, pretty much the shell of a 3DS, running Android. Will easily run up to PS1 games, maybe N64. Finished Tomb Raider 1 on it.

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@KeithRichardLee Did you loose the dad's hair piece? 😱

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@jeremy_soller My first distro was Fedora 2, you would miss the fun and learnings from getting everything up and running.

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@jeremy_soller ISO layout would be great 👍

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@KeithRichardLee Try adding 100ml Vodka and 50ml Kahlua 😆

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Damn you @DarknetDiaries, I'm behind on all my other podcasts cos I can't stop listening to back-to-back episodes 😆

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@jboursiquot I run deletes in a transaction and always anticipate how many rows I expect to be deleted. If I expect 10 rows and the prompt returns 1 million I know I've screwed up. Still skip beats though 😆

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@FrancisDaly When our house was being built and had no door or post box, post for me sent to house ended up at mother in-laws house down the road. 😆

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@KeithRichardLee They must be new Instagram filters, I never heard of them before 🤔

[Changelog @changelog]

"I'll refactor this codebase later. Right now I just have to get our server running smooth again!" 🙈

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@joshrosso @johnharris85 Asking users "what" they are trying to achieve can help too. Sometimes users go about things in weird and wonderful ways which lead unnecessary to complex issues.

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@KeithRichardLee @FrankDenneman When I switched from Magic Mouse to MX Master 3, I kept knocking it off the desk due to its height when moving my hand over to use it 🙈

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@FrancisDaly @KeithRichardLee I think you can get it running on a Commodore 64 emulator on a Raspberry Pi. I can help you get it setup if you want.

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

@OptionalValue @matryer @GoDevNet (Tom) Hiddleston? 🤔

[CNCF @CloudNativeFdn]

Today the @kubernetesio project #ClusterAPI has reached v1.0 and is production-ready!

Read more on the blog about its growth and hear from end users! 🙌

https://t.co/36RuKEWUbu

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@KeithRichardLee Seems like it's a BGP issue so traffic isn't being routed to FB infra, including nameservers. Must keep note of the root cause in case I become an SRE in the near future 😂

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@DormainDrewitz Handful of smaller chips, repeatedly, until the bag is empty #glutton

[Stephen Carter @stevedotcarter]

After seven years of using Ubuntu, I just found out that the version number format is "<year>.<month>" 🧐😆 #ubuntu #newbie