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@philford Ow! Get some Iglu gel from Boots...makes a kind of seal over the top. 😥

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@pencilinapocket @mrmcghoo2

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@SequoiaPNW Chutney!

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@ham1982 @jnadin91 @Gregpage6 Looks like trouble...or a good time... 😇

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A famous London landmark, the Thames Barrier raises and lowers to protect Old Compton Street from being overwhelmed by flooding from WAP.

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@8dangerou_sadam Nah...putting makeup on when they're on the tube or bus...I hates it!

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@Rugbylad37 Look! Look everyone! It's a vegetable!! 🤣🤣

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@philford Fab! 😊

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@PrinceNeale @Nigella_Lawson @ClonakiltyBP OMG! I can't believe your balls have been blessed by Nigella! 🤩

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@thisispanos Is there a free trial available? 🤔 😁

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@0800discodad I think it's meant to go the other way up.... 🤭

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@ccshoreditch This looks like the start of a Sound of Music song...

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Home alone office edition...hello? Anyone here? 👋🤷‍♂️

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@Benicholson96 But how did they know when the dildos were ripe and ready for plucking...and where do you even find a penis tree these days?

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@jnadin91 I think I see you more as this version...

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@Rugbylad37 But what do they taste the same as?!

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@pencilinapocket Here's my recipe for anyone that wants it: order it from wagamamma on deliveroo 🙄😁

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@LitCrow @wa11fl0wer The Trilobites are an abomination...couldn't they find real ones?!

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@Gregpage6 @jnadin91 You're so formal!