Steve Facey

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@chelseafc breaking news !! Emile heskey has been spotted in Manchester but was aiming for Liverpool !!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

MATA 2 have medical tomorrow - happy days . That just leaves MODRIC

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

When I'm lying in my bed ...?

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

Just heard our local Muslim optician died this morning ... Asif Eyecare !!!!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

What does my wife and clouds have in common ????? Occasionally they fuck of and it's a really nice day !!!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@chelseafc dose Chelsea no something we don't . Still trying 2 buy players !!! With no manager in place . Mmmm ?

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

The hair donated for Rooneys transplant came from coleens minge. Apparently success Is higher if transplanted from one cunt 2 another !!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@LeighFrancis dear leigh ... My son sam is a massive fan . It's his 18th today . 2 get a tweet would make his day samallarr93

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@tanimu_umar get the fuck off my wall ...

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

I believe , I believe .. You've been giving it all that for the last couple of weeks .. Now take your one trophy .and fuck of back north

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@VicW26 here here !!!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@VinnyAnthony what would you know about ads . Ya manc scummer .. Lol

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@liam1685 o m8 ...... That is brill

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@liam1685 yeah .. Very funny .. I've got my pom poms ready ..

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@liam1685 I will ask sam when he gets home .. And let you know m8 .. What time is it though ??

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@liam1685 m8 .I'd love 2 . But my legs won't let me .. Lol

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

49 years old . Still trying to play 5 aside footy with my 17 year old son ( NOT GOOD ) ....

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@chelseafc just when you get 2 like someone ... ROMAN strikes again ..!!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@chelseafc giggsy has a super injunction out ... I can't IMOJEN Y ..!!

[Steve Facey @stevefacey]

@chelseafc 2nd ... Not bad considering we had a bad middle part 2 our season ... Love ya CHELS x