𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰

im a bullet-proof tiger, man

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

what if we held hands at the Ross Dress For Less

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

blacking out at a Cracker Barrel on Granny Smith apple mimosas

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

“Okay guys forreal I think my tongue might be getting bigger and I’m really concerned. I tried googling “tongue getting bigger” and i didn’t get any results.”

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

That debate was really this bad wasn’t it? God I miss Obama. Probably the last coherent and decent president we will ever have.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. https://t.co/Tn2TQu5Djo

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

“Don’t overdo it. Just tell them you had a heat stroke and you’re dying.”

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

having a dog is better than having a baby because Olive is always down for a patio lunch and a margarita after we go to the park, but babies aren’t into that kind of thing.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

this man just said he can’t eat raw cheese.

what the fuck does that mean.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@leadnickles @WSMV My vacation days at my corporate salary job are paid days off. Why should a teacher not get paid time off? Do you have a full time job? Do you have paid time off? Get over yourself. Jesus Christ. MANY full-time jobs have sick days. MANY.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

if i ever get too old or bitter to enjoy living 5 minutes away from Broadway just kill me.

when i get to the point of wanting to sit on my couch watching a screen vs. sitting downtown watching egomaniacs play music, you’ll know it’s my time to go.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

Living in a city like Nashville is really funny because you’re surrounded by people equally as delusional as you are, so you don’t even feel bad about it. Someone’s always validating your wild ideas.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

today a bird started singing at 6AM and i was seconds away from screaming at the people in my BNB to turn their iPhone alarm off before i realized it was an actual bird, and actual birds still exist.

i have been living in a city apartment for too long.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@kmgunna I did watch it last night and that was really something else. I can’t believe no one was disciplined. I hope they’re all extremely embarrassed. Good for that lady detective.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

I have a date tonight but my car is a piece of garbage so I had to walk to the organic grocery store for deodorant and all they had was natural deodorant so now I’m gonna smell like I shop at the natural grocery store :/

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

oh my god 😂

[WENT AND TOOK IT @G2Woke]

Alright so this was me. This happened on Wednesday.

I bought this guys name as a domain because he called me the n word, hard r and all. My goal is to get https://t.co/lCZNb8snqQ to show up as the 1 result anytime someone googles his name.

It’s currently #3

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

50/50 but i really like this lol

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Who’s at fault here?

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@spookysausharis 👀

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

There are two men my age at this airport bar. Which one should I temporarily fall in love with?

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@MNPDNashville Y’all block off the only entrance to the Eastside Heights apartment complex every time there’s a Titans game with no detour signs, and the street is blocked all the way to Union St downtown.

I get needing this area as a parking lot, but PLEASE add a detour sign.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

my toxic trait is signing up for my company’s Secret Santa event, meticulously crafting my online wishlist, and then immediately purchasing everything on it because i don’t want to wait for the party.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

“Michigan is beautiful in the summer, Great Lakes great times”
“Yeah what’s his face wrote about that”
“Hemingway?”
“No, the other one…”
“…”
“Kid Rock”
“Ah yes. Michigan’s other literary genius.”

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@snipe_finder none, we enjoy each others company and stay hot forever

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

saw one (1) attractive man in boxing class today and immediately planned our entire future together.