My dad was watching me struggle to fix my car for 20 minutes and finally chimed in with “What you’re doing is like trying to fart around a turd. Ain’t gonna solve your problem, just make it worse.”
#DadQuotes
@FBIDirectorKash It’s not the BS slowing you down, it’s all the double White Russians. Actually, I take that back. You seem more like a fruity drink guy.