Chris Jacobs

I’m not afraid of heights or falling. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom that worries me.

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

On an app that screams free speech I sure have a lot of posts that can’t be posted

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Duff. He used to let me borrow session tapes to listen to when I worked at his local Starbucks in the 90s. All around awesome guy.

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

@ThatEricAlper Moonlighting (almost)

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@ThatEricAlper “Weird Al” Yankovic on cassette. Don’t have to. Lives rent free in my head.

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@Lady_FanAccount

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@blink182tvx @blink182 @tomdelonge @markhoppus @travisbarker It was awesome!

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I tried to say asshole. X wouldn’t post. I believe it. They censored. So, again, prove me wrong.

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

@JDVance is a bunghole. Prove me wrong.

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@JDVance is an asshole. Prove me wrong.

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

My dad was watching me struggle to fix my car for 20 minutes and finally chimed in with “What you’re doing is like trying to fart around a turd. Ain’t gonna solve your problem, just make it worse.”
#DadQuotes

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“The Death Star is under attack. Where is Vader?”
“He’s in the ballroom, sir.”

[Chris Jacobs @stevefrigley]

@nicksortor Critical thinking is something you should work on

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@MikeBales Math is hard

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@80s_Kidz 🤘

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@mariolopezviva 🙏🏽

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@FBIDirectorKash It’s not the BS slowing you down, it’s all the double White Russians. Actually, I take that back. You seem more like a fruity drink guy.

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@hwinkler4real I did! And thank you for MacGyver!

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@Crockett1120 Me.

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@ThatChrisGore @spencerpratt @WilliCaroline Lucy’s is no longer? I’m glad I was able to be a patron of the iconic restaurant. And yes. I don’t get out much.

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@mercedesschlapp @SecretaryTurner This post-ad- is a sclapp to the face of Americans.