Gakumo

A little piece of heaven

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

You fit dy go your business make problem find you 😂 😂

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Steve Mwema @mwema20]

Today i have learnt that mtu anaweza Toka Naivasha na afike CBD mbele ya mtu ametoka kamakis.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me:

[Temidayo💝 @rae_chloe133]

i thought he wanted to help him 😭😭

[LIMITLESS MIND @limitlessmindon]

You are loved more deeply than you sometimes realize.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[Mr President @SamNjugunaKE]

Thekete😂😂

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Nobody:

The bride's friends at the wedding after advising her to leave the groom several times:

[Criminal Tube @CriminalTube]

Bro had 2 wheel drive on

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it..

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Kuna theory fulani inaitwa the 4 burner theory. Inasemanga to be super successful at something in life, one burner or two must be sacrificed. The 4 burners are family, health , friends & work. Most great founders always operate minus one.

[ᶜᴰᶠᴬ @SirLV]

So now it will be known as MP H Hospital?

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

Kenyan FARMERS, a severe El Niño is forecast for Kenya from mid-2026 through Q1 2027, potentially worse than 1997. In '97, flooding killed 2,000+ people, wiped out 300,000 ha of crops, and killed over 600,000 livestock.

Here's a 14-step action plan. Start this week. 🧵

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

😂. I didn't even know you could buy batteries at Naivas.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

"Leo ni wewe solo hujaingia job bro"

[Wuod Asembo @Joe67248049]

Lakini Dentist hukuwa na kazi rahisi just 32 teeth for 6 years then you graduate after that you earn millions of money. 32 divide by 6 years hiyo ni around 5 teeth per year.3 teeth per sem.