Steve

The People's Bouncer. Parody account.

[Steve @steveglambounce]

On it, always on the lookout for new pastures to dish out #lifetimebans for absolutely no reason #friendlybouncer #fair #equality https://t.co/KtvZt9tQw0

[Ibiza Recruit @ibizarecruits]

@steveglambounce Interested working in Ibiza? Apply now https://t.co/yXsZTNu7H5

[Steve @steveglambounce]

I'm back! Freshers better hurry up, I've a duffel bag full of #lifetimebans to slap new and unassuming freshers with next month #mwahahah

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@jamilevans_ I've made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@typicallyholly apologies on behalf of my cuntish colleagues, I will make sure he meets the #gutter #friendlyneighbourhoodbouncer

[Steve @steveglambounce]

Hello

[Steve @steveglambounce]

Hear hear https://t.co/hUli6XX9op

[Steve @steveglambounce]

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest bouncer of them all? #andstill #yaboiisteve

[Steve @steveglambounce]

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the best looking bouncer of them all? #yaboysteve #neighbourhoodsfriendlybouncer #bloodytroublemakers

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@PaulJohnHicks any shifts going on the door? #helpabrotherout #cardiffsbestbouncer #mirrormirroronthewallwhoisthefairestbouncerofthemall

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@jonnybishop6 but I'm always there? Fun for all the lads! #banned #banned #yourebannedtoo #andyouoverthereintheblackjumper #friendlybouncer

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@JHowells95 it always kicks off when big Steve's around...#friendlybouncer #equality #lookmeintheeyeibanyouforlife #pleasantman

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@Delahorney but I need my livelihood! (And a vehicle to satisfy my sadistic prejudice tendencies against the sober males of the world :/)

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@pryzmcardiff @laurenjsharp such kind thoughtful people work at Pryzm! I'd fit right in, any jobs going?....please?? 😢#thepeoplesbouncer

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@DamiansWorld cause you're a #bloodytroublemaker like every other decent, normal, sober human with a penis in Cardiff! #friendlybouncer

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@EmilyCardus @_jeni_d aww thanks. You're no #troublemaker ! Then again, you're not a sober male so you wouldn't be 🤡 #equality

[Steve @steveglambounce]

ATTENTION FRESHERS & SOBER MALES OF CARDIFF: donate your tears and pics of your scared faces to Steve Hades, PO box 666, Hell Lane, Cardiff😢

[Steve @steveglambounce]

They better let me keep my #secretlift when they tear down Glam! I'm so fuckin emotional rn 😢😢

[Steve @steveglambounce]

@hopeedmundsx @jessiethomasss can you lend me a fiver? Glam is closing and I need money to buy jars of fresher tears

[Steve @steveglambounce]

.@realDonaldTrump alrite, I'll give you lifetime access to the VIP @GlamNightclub if you let me take the White house tomoz? #presidentsteve

[Steve @steveglambounce]

Please oh please @GlamNightclub stay open for just one more freshers week! My lust for fresher tears needs to be satisfied 😢 #zerotolerance