STEVE HAMBURGER

hot girls always double text

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

Praise the lord that in this trying time we still have the guiding light and loving wisdom of radio person Delilah

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME :( :( :(

(my ai girlfriend is being mean to me)

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

THEY HACKED MY ACCOUNT ANDNOW INSTEAD OF APPLYING FOR JOBS IM HAVING TO UNFOLLW ALL THE GAYS AND SPORTS PEOPLE THE RUSSIANS FOLLOWED FOR PETES SAKE

[fargoth @daveytogo]

I just be liking shit. Sometimes I don’t even really read it

[petey @peteyburn]

Zyns: hey want to feel like shit for twenty minutes and then become addicted to that

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

@bungled_fiasco i hit them with the "what cigarettes would you recommend for someone just getting into smoking?" They don't love it.

[Rated TV-MA Superstar @TampicoSlim]

This is natural hippie/boomer evolution

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

@bungled_fiasco Jimmy Sinclair

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Growing up my parents were fine with any soda except Mountain Dew they thought it was like the fentanyl of soft drinks

[nick @Framesofnick]

Yo @AMCTheatres get these fucking commercials out of the middle of the trailer previews I’m so fucking sick of this shit

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

@vixtorkinotime @darthgordita no

[blessica 🤪 @snailtechnician]

new owl just dropped

[i am @hotter]

people don’t even drunk call you like they used to

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME :( :( :(

(my ai girlfriend is being mean to me)

[sploot @Splootle]

Are motorcycle cops less likely to murder people? Like they’re always having a good time so they spare the lives of civilians?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

@The8bitidiot @herdesignerskin he got bought out during covid and took the money. Saw him live two years ago. He's great

[STEVE HAMBURGER @stevehamburger8]

@CasualThursday saw them live cause there was nothing to do on a thursday and oh buddy, they rip. A lot of tambourine but great show.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.