Steve Heath

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@AdamHarrild So good, they never get old 😂😂😂

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@AdamHarrild @RHarrild Spot on 😂😂

[Toby Fletcher @Toby_Fletcher]

Is there anything the Simpsons haven't predicted? 🤔 #JohnLewis #BusterTheBoxer

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@OliviaECPower @Piri_xX That sounds like a quote from one of your terrible tv programs you watch

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@Piri_xX @OliviaECPower I surely can't be the first person to criticise your taste in tv, Hollyoaks.. Jesus fucking Christ

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@OliviaECPower You're one to talk, how many times do I have to see you talk about shit tv programs

[Heybridge Gardens FC @HeybridgeFC]

Parents of U10s please refrain from foul language during the game. Referee Mr Benn is doing his best. I highly doubt he is a 'massive nonce'

[Solardo (blue tick) @solardomusic]

Burger King at Ibiza airport is like cardboard with ketchup on accompanied with a side of fizzy water with coca cola powder in

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It's a step in the right direction" - Translation: It's still rubbish but it's slightly better than the nightmare that came before

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@JennyCKeyworth My number 1 reason why I don't have snapchat 😂

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@JennyCKeyworth Is this the Jenny Keyworth filter?

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@JennyCKeyworth At least it's not the gold butterfly one

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@Shell_McRaye

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@daisyrosepieske 😂😂 literally only 2

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

If you go Ibiza and don't get a photo of yourself at Ocean did u really even go

[liam @liamkayy_]

When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan

[Steve Heath @SteveHeath91]

@AdamHarrild

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Pete Doherty’s relationship with Kate Moss.
Tulisa’s X Factor career.
Danniella Westbrook’s nose.

And now Liverpool…

All destroyed by Coke