Steveicidal

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Current mood:
Depresspacito

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Do you reckon if it got pulled out fast enough he’d spin like a beyblade?

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

A man put a cellphone charger up his penis -- it got stuck in his bladder and had to be removed by surgeons, doctors say https://t.co/hsgpdNNSDQ

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@_Shinyodd_ My old/first car, a 2007 Renault Megane Extreme 1.5 dci
Never failed to put a smile on my face

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When you’re on a date and she asks you where you should go next

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Her: I can’t believe you didn’t pick up on the signals I gave you
The signals:

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Brb about to sacrifice a duck to the blood Gods for good AS results
#alevelresults2019

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There were four in a bed and the little one said

That’s an underpayment of £5

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This is the type of shit I live for, I’ll take 10

[pokay @Pokay__]

20K RTS and ill get creeper aww man tattooed

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“So what music do you listen to?”

Me, an intellectual:

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Questions no one can answer:
• Is space actually infinite?
• Did Jesus exist?
• What happened to Bella Lasagna from Fireman Sam?

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Computer science exam in a nutshell #ascomputerscience

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Me after opening the exam #ASphysics

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Simple City

[Gaming @XGaming]

What game would you want a full remaster of?

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@YouTube Thanks for these recommendations

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I’m on the train and there was an ambulance on the road next to us and I thought ‘oh shit, the train better pull over so the ambulance can get past’
I need my fucking head checked

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The Bible except Jesus spreads his messages through table tennis

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Gravy is just meaty custard

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My brother asked me to help with his homework by building something Christmassy

He regrets asking

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Job Interviewer: Got any special talents?

Me: *gets out calculator*

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I taped a sign to my bedroom door banning anime, only to catch my brother watching it. Fucking weeb