Steven

a tale told by an idiot

[Steven @steveindenton]

@JoshtheSandwich Gotta be tough to be one of the “and more” states.

[Steven @steveindenton]

@DentonTeaTimes Gonna go ahead and get in line now. Not for the target but to take the 380 exit.

[Steven @steveindenton]

@willdefries “from Earth”

…for now. We’ll check back after Scarlet>Fire hits.

[Steven @steveindenton]

So spurs lol

[Steven @steveindenton]

@HowertonNews @danssilverleaf @VincentNemerson Yelling updates to everyone around me don’t care if they asked

[Steven @steveindenton]

Imagine not being at Dan’s tonight

@danssilverleaf @VincentNemerson

[Steven @steveindenton]

@masonjlane

[Steven @steveindenton]

It’s state testing szn in Texas. Please make sure the public educators in your life are stocked up on drink.

[Steven @steveindenton]

@JoshtheSandwich May I interest you in a Mayer jam session with Thundercat on bass?

https://t.co/ZGtlpzwTcZ

[Steven @steveindenton]

Supporting women by eating this entire bag on the couch while my wife does laundry

[Steven @steveindenton]

@JoshtheSandwich 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Steven @steveindenton]

@willdefries Gotta go with 8/27/72, everybody should be calmed down ready to talk it out by the time El Paso hits.

[Tabby @TabbyNickel]

i feel like everyone has some really obscure game from their childhood that is stuck in their head and everyone thinks theyre crazy when they talk about it. for me it's gallop racer 2004.

[Steven @steveindenton]

Did Nantz just make a CW joke??

[Steven @steveindenton]

Weaponize Chomsky sounds like a band name someone would come up with to make fun of Denton bands but it’s real. And I’m definitely going.

[Steven @steveindenton]

@JoshtheSandwich Haven’t finished the whole series yet because I still feel like I’m processing how great this one was. Enjoy it.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

AS CALLED ON JAPANESE TV:

[Steven @steveindenton]

Baseball

[Steven @steveindenton]

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