steve jorkin

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

one could argue 5’10 is the big short

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

@acryptofounder @runaway_vol this guy is my dd should i be worried

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

i’m used to carrying around 14 inches so buying the smaller version of the macbook pro was a no brainer

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

i’m in two figure hell

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

i’m in two figure hell

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

i’m in three figure hell

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

one of my friends is the first korean mayor of nyc. can i get a round of applause?

[populist frog @acryptofounder]

may a big titty jewish brunette girl find me during these cold winter months.

amen

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

my friend is horny for an ai girl instagram profile

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

looked at my girl and sighed during zootopia 2

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

@acryptofounder i made this up as well

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

@acryptofounder @MeganNyvold this only works if you’re attractive btw, sorry incels debating in comments

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

On my way to get some in n out. and i’m not talking about the fast food joint

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

it’s only a drinking problem once you turn 85

[populist frog @acryptofounder]

you do spotify wrapped?

i go raw.

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

Dayquil
Pellegrino
Gatorlyte
Fireball

This is not medical advice.

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

the lion deeply concerns himself with that camel toe

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

new yorkers think they're so edgy for drunk citi biking get behind the wheel loser you sound like a walking prozac zoloft cocktail

[steve jorkin @stevejorkin]

in nyc looking to drunk drive. taxi drivers won't let me take us home safely. who's building this?