Wa Nguru

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

This is why we need more traditional Dad ✅

[The Fossil @jammiekironji]

Outrageous to say the least. Craziest backflip I have seen ever

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

One day, a naughty matatu conductor tried to convince the driver how they'll be taking to the owner of the matatu, a less amount of money than what they earned daily and share the rest to themselves. The driver being a good man refused. The conductor tried all means to beg him to help steal daily cash from the owner but the driver still disagreed.

Later, the conductor took a bible and started walking around with it. Each time when collecting fare from passengers he had the bible. When going to the carwash, he had the bible, to the car parking, the bible, even in the evening when delivering all the money to the Matatu owner, he still carried the bible.

After a while he approached the matatu owner and told him that the reason the matatu was not bringing enough income is because the driver was stealing from him, and he has been seeing that and decided to report to him as he is a Christian.
He went ahead to convince the matatu owner that if he gives him the driver job and fired the existing driver, then the matatu owner should even look for new parking because he'll buy more cars out of the money the 'Christian' conductor will bring him every evening.

The matatu owner, having seen the man speaks with the bible with him, and even listening to a few testimonials from passengers who knew about the bible-conductor, decided it was time to fire the driver an promote the conductor into the driver's seat.

1month later, the matatu owner has Ulcers and Depression out of debts he has fallen into. The matatu doesn't not bring home even the little it used to bring. It doesn't even fuel itself or pays it's servicing fee.
When asked, the now driver, says that he didn't know that the former driver had ruined the name of the matatu that much, and even broken many parts of the matatu. But in actual sense, the matatu makes money while our Bible-driver pockets EVERYTHING and borrows short loans in the matatus name.

Buana Retweet this to warn other Matatu Owners from doing such mistakes.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A new chapter begins.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Unbelievable!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

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[Rowbaa @rowbaamjamo]

This is Nyeri not Kisumu,no hired crowds just pure Love for Baba
Matiang'i KES 500

[Chambo @Chambster]

“Yes, I dropped the ball but let me tell you how Arsenal dropping me was worse”

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting the following...

There was a secret meeting convened by Harambee House prefects at the Judiciary

It is so DECLASSIFIED!

[Grace Njeri M @ItsGraceNjeri]

A THREAD ON DATE NIGHT SPOTS IN NAIROBI 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨!

We're out of lockdown and if you're thinking of where to take him or her on the next date 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

[Wa Nguru @stevekmwangi]

@johnnjenga

[Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal @SuezDiggerGuy]

Managed to dig out good part of the bulbous thingy. It's still stuck.

#Evergiven #SuezCanal #Suez

[Wa Nguru @stevekmwangi]

@SharonKMwangi @bintiM Thanks for sharing. Quick recovery

[Wa Nguru @stevekmwangi]

@Asmali77 @toebeat Mothafocka!

[Paul Olind @OlindPaul]

Tanzanian farmers are mighty pissed at Magufuli. I didn't even know they exported so much food to Kenya. Who'd think border closures would impact Tz worse than Kenya?

[A.K. Rono @amosrono]

Who did this 😂😂😂

[Wa Nguru @stevekmwangi]

@MisterAlbie Loanel Messi