Steven Maupin

#SU16

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Sometimes the best option is to burn the bridge, and start working on a new way to cross

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

I feel like they made Juuls black so people would lose them easier and need to buy them again and again

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

There are way too many types of cop cars nowadays. I’m sick of breaking for every soccer mom w tinted windows

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Pete peeve of the day:people who don’t use the acceleration lane

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

One of the most awkward things in life is when you wave back at someone waving to the person behind you

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

I wish 4am meet could meet sober me...”bro I know rents due but like there’s a whole ‘nother day and I needed pizza”

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

*gets home after running once, checks for abs*

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

@OlDirtyGinga I’ve never been hurt more in my life

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Not updating my Snapchat is the best decision I’ve made this week hands down

[marissa @mlmyers24]

Kylie Jenner, one of the most followed humans on the planet, kept her whole pregnancy to herself and yet every Jane and Sally on my timeline has to tell me what fruit their baby looks like this week for likes so honestly give her the props she deserves mkay

[The Four @TheFourOnFOX]

This guy is hungry! 🍴 @NickHMusic #TheFour

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

@steve_hamrick @verizon Bruh wtf???

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Just watching Harry Potter and getting really nostalgic

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

At the age where every other post in my feed is someone getting engaged or married. Meanwhile I can’t even commit on what toppings to get on my pizza

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

If you take a bite out of string cheese without peeling it then I don’t trust you #grossaf

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Why are you drinking Michelob Ultra when you’re not a dad?

[Steven Maupin @stevemaup]

Midnight at the bar:”Yea I’ll def go to the gym with you tomorrow morning”
Next morning:”So yea hangovers are a thing”